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Circe 10-27-2012 02:25 PM
How Attractive are you?
 
...At least according to science.

I'm an 8.51 out of 10, apparently.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Anaface.com
Your face has great horizontal symmetry
Your nose is too long for your ears
Compared to your eye width, your innerocular distance is nearly ideal
The ratio of your face width to nose width is nearly ideal
The ratio of your face length to face width is nearly ideal
Your mouth is too wide for your nose

Blarobbarg 10-27-2012 02:51 PM
6.53 out of 10, ACCORDING TO SCIENCE (**** you, science)

Quote:
Your face has poor horizontal symmetry
Your ears are too long for your nose
Your inner-ocular distance is too big for your eyes
Your nose is too wide for your face width
The ratio of your face length to face width is nearly ideal
Your nose is too wide for your mouth
This all seems laughable to me, since beauty is a completely subjective thing that cannot be measured by scientific tools, but I wonder what their standard for a beautiful face is?

CanwllCorfe 10-27-2012 02:53 PM
I did this awhile back and I got an 8.32 or something along those lines. I don't have any straight on pictures anymore, but I do remember a thread on 4Chan using all kinds of pictures. Truly, truly ugly people from Google Images were getting 9's.

Circe 10-27-2012 02:56 PM
Well, like it says there. As close to complete horizontal symmetry as possible and even facial features.

Scarlett O'Hara 10-27-2012 06:21 PM
8/10 :)

Burning Down 10-27-2012 06:34 PM
Is anyone else doing this with celebrities? I'm having a hell of a time here! :rofl:

Neapolitan 10-27-2012 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1244948)
Is anyone else doing this with celebrities? I'm having a hell of a time here! :rofl:
Yeah I was told I looked like Val Kilmer, so I wondered how he would rate - he only got 6.09 out of 10.

Justthefacts 10-28-2012 12:51 AM
I'm a 12. Out of 10. A 12.

mr dave 10-28-2012 07:04 AM
I apparently look evil with glasses - 6.66

without glasses I get 8.12

Apparently I should really look into getting laser eye surgery. Then again neither were good pictures or the best straight on angle either.

Frownland 10-28-2012 03:26 PM
Anaface said that based on science it gave me a 9/10. Then it offered me a drink.

Trollheart 10-28-2012 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1244944)
8/10 :)
Obviously broken.

Should have been 10/10 ....

Thom Yorke 10-28-2012 09:24 PM
8.91. I am excellent at placing points.

Howard the Duck 10-29-2012 04:56 AM
i refuse to be subject to your mortal test

I am Lucifer Morningstar, of course I am beautiful

Scarlett O'Hara 11-03-2012 10:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1245132)
Obviously broken.

Should have been 10/10 ....
That's very sweet of you but I will never be a conventional ten. :)

PoorOldPo 11-04-2012 06:38 AM
8.4!

The Batlord 11-05-2012 08:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vanilla (Post 1247326)
That's very sweet of you but I will never be a conventional ten. :)
Eh, flaws and other things that set you apart can be a good thing. I myself am over the moon for Arab women because of the nose. Somehow that big ****ing nose just makes them hotter to me.

jackhammer 11-09-2012 05:10 PM
Extremely attractive if you like bald head and beards. To the the other 98% out there not very and this matters ?

FRED HALE SR. 11-09-2012 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1247648)
Eh, flaws and other things that set you apart can be a good thing. I myself am over the moon for Arab women because of the nose. Somehow that big ****ing nose just makes them hotter to me.
Dude you must be watching the Shahs Of Sunset on repeat then. Arab women are loco mucho.

GuitarBizarre 11-09-2012 05:39 PM
8.95 out of 10, apparently.

The Batlord 11-10-2012 08:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1249414)
Dude you must be watching the Shahs Of Sunset on repeat then. Arab women are loco mucho.
First of all, I don't have cable, so I don't watch it. Secondly, aren't they supposed to be Iranian (i.e. not Arab)?

Franco Pepe Kalle 11-14-2012 02:18 PM
7/10

Rjinn 11-14-2012 02:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blarobbarg (Post 1244906)
This all seems laughable to me, since beauty is a completely subjective thing that cannot be measured by scientific tools, but I wonder what their standard for a beautiful face is?
I learnt about this a couple of times actually. It has to do with "The Golden Ratio" discovered by Leonardo da Vinci. (I'm pretty sure the Egyptians came up with it first though).

Quote:
http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/...6DC13FFD39.jpg

This mask of the human face is based on the Golden Ratio. The proportions of the length of the nose, the position of the eyes and the length of the chin, all conform to some aspect of the Golden Ratio.

The Golden Ratio (or "Golden Section") is based on Fibonacci Numbers, where every number in the sequence (after the second) is the sum of the previous 2 numbers:

1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, ...

We will see (below) how the Fibonnaci Numbers lead to the Golden Ratio:

Φ = 1.618 033 ...

Let's look at the ratio of each number in the Fibonacci sequence to the one before it:

1/1 = 1

2/1 = 2

3/2 = 1.5

5/3 = 1.666...

8/5 = 1.6

13/8 = 1.625

21/13 = 1.61538...

34/21 = 1.61905...

55/34 = 1.61764...

89/55 = 1.61861...

If we keep going, we produce an interesting number which mathematicians call "phi" (Golden Ratio or Golden Section):

Φ = 1.618 033 988 7...

This ratio was used by architects and artists throughout history to produce objects of great beauty (like Michelangelo's "David" and the Greek temples.)

blah blah blah...
Personally I think it's bs and kills the appeal of attraction. They used Jessica Simpson as an example.

JustJunMC 11-14-2012 05:31 PM
FML LOL

I got 5 out of 10 LMAO:laughing:

The Batlord 11-15-2012 08:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rjinn (Post 1250697)
Personally I think it's bs and kills the appeal of attraction. They used Jessica Simpson as an example.
What's wrong with Jessica Simpson? Sure, she's a bit of a generic blond (which is what you're talking about I'm assuming), but she's still gorgeous. Of course, I never particularly had it out for her until she got pregnant. Girl just got all kinds of thick.

anticipation 11-15-2012 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1250878)
What's wrong with Jessica Simpson? Sure, she's a bit of a generic blond (which is what you're talking about I'm assuming), but she's still gorgeous. Of course, I never particularly had it out for her until she got pregnant. Girl just got all kinds of thick.
Gorgeous is the last thing I'd describe Jessica Simpson as. Fuckpig, yes, gorgeous no.

FRED HALE SR. 11-15-2012 09:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by anticipation (Post 1250892)
Gorgeous is the last thing I'd describe Jessica Simpson as. Fuckpig, yes, gorgeous no.
She needs to get back to some chicken of the sea and leave the pulled pork alone. She was pretty scorching as Daisy Duke, I certainly don't find her unattractive.

The Batlord 11-15-2012 09:35 AM
The hell is a "****pig"?

Quote:
Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1250896)
She needs to get back to some chicken of the sea and leave the pulled pork alone. She was pretty scorching as Daisy Duke, I certainly don't find her unattractive.
She was certainly alright, but I like my women a little thicker than that. Not that I like my women preggers, but she definitely filled out in general.

Rjinn 11-15-2012 10:03 AM
I should of switched the statements around, my bad. It was just an addition to the info I gave.

In terms of features, she does come close to proportionate:

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/...0AD8C590A0.jpg

Personally I don't find her that attractive, just boring. Meh.

blastingas10 12-06-2012 05:18 PM
Well I got an 8.5, which is a load of ****. I've never seen myself as more than a six or seven.

PoorOldPo 12-06-2012 08:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1250689)
7/10
You sexy rogue.

Franco, you and me should go looking for a Booty Rater. And start rating some booties in all the clubs we will be hitting up. My only demand is that you grow or get some kind of afro and for me and you to wear these clothes.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uvBjEq8WU2...pictures+2.jpg

The Batlord 12-07-2012 08:44 AM
^^^

If he has to grow an afro, you've gotta grow a porn star moustache.

Urban Hat€monger ? 12-07-2012 08:52 AM
I want that hat

Janszoon 12-07-2012 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PoorOldPo (Post 1258969)
You sexy rogue.

Franco, you and me should go looking for a Booty Rater. And start rating some booties in all the clubs we will be hitting up. My only demand is that you grow or get some kind of afro and for me and you to wear these clothes.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-uvBjEq8WU2...pictures+2.jpg
Dude on the right has some pretty sweet shoes.

Big Ears 12-07-2012 04:25 PM
7.42, which seems rather generous.

PoorOldPo 12-07-2012 06:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1259397)
Dude on the right has some pretty sweet shoes.
Dose stripes be hoppin yo.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1259082)
^^^

If he has to grow an afro, you've gotta grow a porn star moustache.
Done.

AudreyAyala 12-29-2012 09:45 AM
I used a pic of bilbo baggins:0.38 out of 10

Whiskey 01-18-2013 09:58 AM
7.98, though I dont think it can really know how attractive I am.


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