Kill the poster above you!

Blarobbarg · 06-24-2012, 11:58 PM

This was a game from the last forum I was a part of, so I'm bringin' it here.

Rules are simple. You describe how you kill whoever is above you. That's it. Here's an example.

"I take some of those Eqyptian mummification tools and pull your lungs out from your nose. I then immolate you, natch."

Why? Because I'm bored, that's why. Begin the slaughter.

Phantom Limb · 06-25-2012, 12:04 AM

I force you to listen to Nickelback until your head explodes. Bam!

**Frownland** · 06-25-2012, 12:08 AM

I put a carnivorous earwig into your ear. I slice off your eyelids. I cover your legs in gasoline, light them on fire, and put them out after they reach your vital organs or you pass out. I let rabid dogs at your arms but nothing else. I then piss on your wounds. After all of this I shit in your mouth for the hell of it. Then I shoot you.

No offense to the above user...I'm just a tad bit depraved.

DoctorSoft · 06-25-2012, 12:18 AM

I'll sow ya ******* shut real tight... and then open ya mouth... and just keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you.

Phantom Limb · 06-25-2012, 12:35 AM

I put a hanger on the stove for like 45 minutes, then i stick it your ass real slow, like "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss".

Engine · 06-25-2012, 06:02 AM

Don't make me bite ya face (c'mon)
'Cause it ain't like I like the taste
My heart pace'll never change
But your cabbage'll get rearranged.

Trollheart · 06-25-2012, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phantom Limb

I put a hanger on the stove for like 45 minutes, then i stick it your ass real slow, like "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss".

Wait a minnit, aren't you dead????

Anyway, as for Engine, I knock you out from behind, tie you up, stuff you in a black binliner, bring you to Hip Hop Bunny Hop's door and leave you outside for him to take care of, as he's far better at making up inventive deaths than I am!

I then head off to establish my alibi, before I'm ambushed by....?

The Batlord · 06-25-2012, 10:24 AM

I tie you up in a mechanic's garage, and then lower a car over you just enough so that one of the tires is pressing down on your stomach. Then I get in the car and start it up, and then slowly apply the gas.

PoorOldPo · 06-25-2012, 10:28 AM

I'm gonna pour maggots down your mouth while you are tired up. Then I am going to flay your skin off you slowly and then pour lemon juice on you. Then I am going to set your feet on fire with kerosene, then I am going to hang you upside down andbut the rope over a large metal spike that will impale you in the gut ( you will die slowly from this ).

Howard the Duck · 06-25-2012, 10:44 AM

i'll trick you into taking a trip with me to an active volcano

once we're near a lava pit, i push you into it

06-24-2012, 11:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
Blarobbarg Do good. Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota Posts: 2,065	Kill the poster above you! This was a game from the last forum I was a part of, so I'm bringin' it here. Rules are simple. You describe how you kill whoever is above you. That's it. Here's an example. "I take some of those Eqyptian mummification tools and pull your lungs out from your nose. I then immolate you, natch." Why? Because I'm bored, that's why. Begin the slaughter. __________________ https://rateyourmusic.com/~Blarobbarg ｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆　^my RYM^　｡･::･ﾟ★,｡･::･ﾟ☆ (◠‿◠✿)

06-25-2012, 12:08 AM	#3 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	I put a carnivorous earwig into your ear. I slice off your eyelids. I cover your legs in gasoline, light them on fire, and put them out after they reach your vital organs or you pass out. I let rabid dogs at your arms but nothing else. I then piss on your wounds. After all of this I shit in your mouth for the hell of it. Then I shoot you. No offense to the above user...I'm just a tad bit depraved. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-25-2012, 06:02 AM	#6 (permalink)
Engine air quote Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: pollen & mold Posts: 3,108	Don't make me bite ya face (c'mon) 'Cause it ain't like I like the taste My heart pace'll never change But your cabbage'll get rearranged. __________________ Like an arrow, I was only passing through.

06-25-2012, 10:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
PoorOldPo Blue Pill Oww Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Luimneach, Eire Posts: 1,107	I'm gonna pour maggots down your mouth while you are tired up. Then I am going to flay your skin off you slowly and then pour lemon juice on you. Then I am going to set your feet on fire with kerosene, then I am going to hang you upside down andbut the rope over a large metal spike that will impale you in the gut ( you will die slowly from this ). __________________ https://www.instagram.com/hennas.lullaby/

06-25-2012, 12:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	I'll sow ya ******* shut real tight... and then open ya mouth... and just keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you.