Kill the poster above you!
 

This was a game from the last forum I was a part of, so I'm bringin' it here.

Rules are simple. You describe how you kill whoever is above you. That's it. Here's an example.

"I take some of those Eqyptian mummification tools and pull your lungs out from your nose. I then immolate you, natch."

Why? Because I'm bored, that's why. Begin the slaughter.

I force you to listen to Nickelback until your head explodes. Bam!

I put a carnivorous earwig into your ear. I slice off your eyelids. I cover your legs in gasoline, light them on fire, and put them out after they reach your vital organs or you pass out. I let rabid dogs at your arms but nothing else. I then piss on your wounds. After all of this I shit in your mouth for the hell of it. Then I shoot you.

No offense to the above user...I'm just a tad bit depraved.

I'll sow ya ******* shut real tight... and then open ya mouth... and just keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you.

I put a hanger on the stove for like 45 minutes, then i stick it your ass real slow, like "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssssss".

Don't make me bite ya face (c'mon)
'Cause it ain't like I like the taste
My heart pace'll never change
But your cabbage'll get rearranged.

Wait a minnit, aren't you dead????:D

Anyway, as for Engine, I knock you out from behind, tie you up, stuff you in a black binliner, bring you to Hip Hop Bunny Hop's door and leave you outside for him to take care of, as he's far better at making up inventive deaths than I am!

I then head off to establish my alibi, before I'm ambushed by....?

I tie you up in a mechanic's garage, and then lower a car over you just enough so that one of the tires is pressing down on your stomach. Then I get in the car and start it up, and then slowly apply the gas.

I'm gonna pour maggots down your mouth while you are tired up. Then I am going to flay your skin off you slowly and then pour lemon juice on you. Then I am going to set your feet on fire with kerosene, then I am going to hang you upside down andbut the rope over a large metal spike that will impale you in the gut ( you will die slowly from this ).

i'll trick you into taking a trip with me to an active volcano

once we're near a lava pit, i push you into it

I tickle you to death.

Damn, you guys are twisted. As if I didn't already know that.

Anyway.

I toss you into tank full of baleen whales, with no way to escape.

I fuck you to death.

Damn, why couldn't I be the poster above that, and why couldn't you be Vanilla...


I firmly tie you to a chair, pour honey on you, turn out the lights, let the hungry bears loose, and just leave.

Apparently I have Vanilla fuck you to death with a strap-on.

In that vein I'd get all Vlad The Impaler on ya.

I'm sensing a lot of unresolved rage and anger issues here, not to mention mutilation fantasies... :jailed::rofl:

I cover you in molasses and leave you next to a fireant hill...in Australia.

I bash you over the head with that weird bicycle wheel thing.

I blarobbarg you to death.

I'll phone the man on the moon and tell him to make his blip on my skyline crash into the earth causing you to die in an inglorious blaze.

I get a job working for Magic Johnson and steal one of his used cups. Then I drink from it and give you a blow job.

as you are the Batmite, when you leave the elevator, I quickly press the "close button", thereby trapping your cape

as you are struggling to free yourself, i press the button for the highest floor

this is an express elevator, BTW

I take off my cowl, escaping your dastardly plan. Then, I open the doors, and fire a bat grappling hook and catch the underside of the receding elevator and put a...bat bomb(?) on the underside and jump to safety as you are incinerated by the batplosion.

I take you back in time and let you die of dysentary.

Howard the Duck can teleport, I believe

i'll teleport you 50,000 miles above the Earth and drop you

I use my utility belt to call the Batplane to pick me up before I hit the ground and again foil your evil plot. I then fire my bat missiles to vaporize you. (Yeah, so that last one wasn't about me, but I don't care.)

I keep telling you the same joke... over and over...

Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumped out, who's left?

i am a whale and just eat you, along with a million others

I hatch a million larvae into your lower intestine that burrow all the way to your tiny brain.

And BTW, you can't be Howard the Dick and a Whale at the same time.

Well I'll be dipped and battered. I had no idea.

I dip and batter you, then feed you to Whale Duck.

I'll have you Killed By Death.

Well, then I'll use a Slayer reference to kill you.

Arc of the Covenant, son

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wguNVzEuVI.../face-melt.jpg

usual **** that I'll do to you:-

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...1308599588.gif

That's not a whale duck...

http://www.florentijnhofman.nl/dev/c...images/142.jpg

Dude, don't use that gif. It goes too fast and looks horrible. Use this one, it's smaller and looks kind a ****ty, but it works much better and is hilarious.

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...oding-head.gif

i think mine looks funnier

cos it slows a bit when his head is enlarged

it's cartoonish