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Originally Posted by Trollheart
Anyway, as for Engine, I knock you out from behind, tie you up, stuff you in a black binliner, bring you to Hip Hop Bunny Hop's door and leave you outside for him to take care of, as he's far better at making up inventive deaths than I am!
I then head off to establish my alibi, before I'm ambushed by....?
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Truly, you wouldn't be able to overpower me with a frontal assault so the sneaky method is your only hope.
Conversely I'd walk up to you in broad daylight, introduce myself and proceed to tie a rope around one of your ankles. I'd then tie the other end of the rope to the back fender of whatever motor vehicle I've got and then we take a drive.
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck
i just google you to death, using your real name
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I'd trick you into thinking that someone in the US who has no sense of dignity or decency wants to **** you, buy you a plane ticket and introduce you to someone else who I want dead. While you two are going at it, I'd step in and kill them and mutilate their body, and contact the authorities while you're still copulating with the corpse without having even noticed what has happened to it. They'd find you ecstatically enjoying this and then I just let the legal system have at you. I'd probably choose a state where you'll be executed in an electric chair.
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