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Old 07-24-2012, 10:14 AM   #81 (permalink)
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:06 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2012, 01:21 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 07-24-2012, 02:40 PM   #84 (permalink)
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I tell you that the secret ingredient of Krabby Patties is some kind of poison.
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Old 07-25-2012, 07:11 AM   #85 (permalink)
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ya know, the obvious

nudge nudge wink wink! knowarmean?

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Old 07-26-2012, 12:01 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Tie you down and leave you in a room with a few fully clothed girls and boys, all of whom almost get undressed, but then stop. This continues until you die.
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