i throw a platinum disc of Squeeze's Argy Bargy album at you and split your head in two

I make you drown in a sea of your own semen.

I eat a load of Kimchi, jalapenos, broccoli, and White Castle sliders... you're locked in a room with me.

I tell you that the secret ingredient of Krabby Patties is some kind of poison.

ya know, the obvious

nudge nudge wink wink! knowarmean?

(make you have the biggest orgasm and then you suffocate from erotic asphyxiation)

Tie you down and leave you in a room with a few fully clothed girls and boys, all of whom almost get undressed, but then stop. This continues until you die.