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Old 06-28-2012, 06:04 AM   #61 (permalink)
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I don't know how it is in Malaysia but US fire departments don't lend out their vehicles to alleged necrophiliac rapists.
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:14 AM   #62 (permalink)
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You could of course just be dereailed.
Or indeed, decommissioned and then left in a shed to die of old age, loneliness and neglect (hold on, we're not talking about me here...)
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:15 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Or, better yet (as he wakes up) I'll set loose a ravenous crowd of trainspotters on you, who'll tear you apart for souvenirs!!
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:24 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Ha! If I was actually a train, I'm sure the trainspotters will do me in as soon as I'm defenseless. Since I'm a human, I'm quite certain I'll die neglected and alone like most everyone else. May as well let the Malaysian freak beat me to death already.
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Old 06-28-2012, 06:54 AM   #65 (permalink)
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Or, better yet (as he wakes up) I'll set loose a ravenous crowd of trainspotters on you, who'll tear you apart for souvenirs!!
you're just gonna die of old age eventually
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:37 AM   #66 (permalink)
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I kill you with old age.

I'm quite patient.
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:43 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:55 AM   #68 (permalink)
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since your nick is a misreading of Bathory,

i quantum teleport you into the body of Elizabeth Bathory just before her execution
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:58 AM   #69 (permalink)
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She was never executed.
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Urge to kill falling, falling, falllllllling....
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