I don't know how it is in Malaysia but US fire departments don't lend out their vehicles to alleged necrophiliac rapists.

You could of course just be dereailed.
Or indeed, decommissioned and then left in a shed to die of old age, loneliness and neglect (hold on, we're not talking about me here...) :D

Or, better yet (as he wakes up) I'll set loose a ravenous crowd of trainspotters on you, who'll tear you apart for souvenirs!!

Ha! If I was actually a train, I'm sure the trainspotters will do me in as soon as I'm defenseless. Since I'm a human, I'm quite certain I'll die neglected and alone like most everyone else. May as well let the Malaysian freak beat me to death already.

you're just gonna die of old age eventually

I kill you with old age.

I'm quite patient.

I tell Mike Tyson that you made fun of the way he talks.

since your nick is a misreading of Bathory,

i quantum teleport you into the body of Elizabeth Bathory just before her execution

She was never executed.

Urge to kill falling, falling, falllllllling....
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