But it goes too fast. There's absolutely zero sense of drama. Boring and lame.

I blow up both of your heads for arguing about GIFs instead of killing people!

i smother you with flowers

cos love is a battlefield

I kill you softly, with my song.

I kill you softly, with a pillow over your face. DIE, OLD MAN!!!! The inheritance will be mine!!!! MINE!!!!!!

I take my dentures out and cram em down your throat.

I make you listen to this.

I train rabid bats to attack you so that you die of irony.

What are you all, vampires? Most of you have been killed so often, but you all keep coming back to life! DIE DAMN YOU ALL, DIE!!!!!!!!!!

I use my planet-buster bomb to kill you all, including myself.

On reflection, not one of my better ideas...

I will smash your face through a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorthy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!