I'll phone the man on the moon and tell him to make his blip on my skyline crash into the earth causing you to die in an inglorious blaze.

I get a job working for Magic Johnson and steal one of his used cups. Then I drink from it and give you a blow job.

as you are the Batmite, when you leave the elevator, I quickly press the "close button", thereby trapping your cape

as you are struggling to free yourself, i press the button for the highest floor

this is an express elevator, BTW

I take off my cowl, escaping your dastardly plan. Then, I open the doors, and fire a bat grappling hook and catch the underside of the receding elevator and put a...bat bomb(?) on the underside and jump to safety as you are incinerated by the batplosion.

I take you back in time and let you die of dysentary.

Howard the Duck can teleport, I believe

i'll teleport you 50,000 miles above the Earth and drop you

I use my utility belt to call the Batplane to pick me up before I hit the ground and again foil your evil plot. I then fire my bat missiles to vaporize you. (Yeah, so that last one wasn't about me, but I don't care.)

I keep telling you the same joke... over and over...

Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumped out, who's left?

i am a whale and just eat you, along with a million others

I hatch a million larvae into your lower intestine that burrow all the way to your tiny brain.

And BTW, you can't be Howard the Dick and a Whale at the same time.