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Jules Rimet still gleaming One thousand and sixty four years of hurt Never stopped me dreaming........ |
the Beach Boys release unfinished masterpiece "Laugh" from 2067 due to Brian Wilson's electronic artificial brain breaking down from ingestion of lighter fluids
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417 credits for a pint?!!! Call me picky, but this synthobeer just tastes flat.
And what's with the Porvellians hogging the pool table all the time? I'm sure they're using telekinesis when they play too....trick shots my arse!! :mad: |
I've just finished work on my reverse time machine. I can't stand the useless, formulaic, faceless music we're forced to listen to these days (sucks that we all had to have ipods implanted in our brains at birth: I'm a little older so I only have one of those 9,459th generation ones: yeah, the ones WITHOUT the Total Immersion Video Holographic Sensory Feedback Field, what a tool eh?) and that they're ALWAYS on, 24 hours a day, music piped through from our Glorious Central Party Headquarters --- er, praised be their name, I'm a loyal Party Member, honestly...
I've had it! I'm going back to the twenty-first century. I know a lot of the records from that time didn't survive the Great Burn of 2012, but from what I can piece together they seem to have had this AMAZING form of music called ... what was it again? ... can hardly read this without my Proto-Spectacles... or my fifth eye... oh yeah, X-FACTOR. Sounds great. I'll see you all! INCOMING MESSAGE FROM 2012, EARTH. SUBJECT: HELP! PLEASE INSERT SIX BILLION CREDIT NOTE TO ACCEPT MESSAGE. THANK YOU. PLEASE PUSH "START" TO DECODE. THANK YOU. DECODING.... DECODING... DECODING... DEC --- SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. REBOOTING.... LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD. CHECKING... PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD. CHECKING... PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED. PLEASE REBOOT. REBOOTING... LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. POPUP: ARE YOU TIRED OF PAYING OVER THE ODDS FOR YOUR DIGITAL AVATAR? LOGON TO FREAKY FREDDY'S FUNSTORE FOR THE CHEAPEST AVATARS AROUND! SPECIAL INTRODUCTORY OFFER: TEN PERCENT OFF TODAY ONLY! disclaimer: the avatars on sale at the above emporium are not originals. They are for educational use only, and should be deleted after twenty-four hours. Failure to do so may result in legal action being taken, up to and including deletion of personality or planetary exile. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. LOGGING ONTO GLOBAL NET, PLEASE WAIT. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD. CHECKING... PASSWORD NOT RECOGNISED. PLEASE INPUT PASSWORD. CHECKING... WELCOME! GLOBAL HYPER NET IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MICROSOFT WINDOWS SEVEN THOUSAND, THE ONLY OPERATING SYSTEM YOU WILL EVER NEED. disclaimer: Microsoft Windows 7000 will shortly be replaced by Microsoft Windows 7000 Alpha. Systems will NOT be backwards compatible. Sign up now for a limited-time evaluation copy. INCOMING MESSAGE FROM 2012, EARTH. SUBJECT: HELP! PLEASE INSERT SIX BILLION CREDIT NOTE TO ACCEPT MESSAGE. THANK YOU. PLEASE PUSH "START" TO DECODE. THANK YOU. DECODING.... DECODING... DECODING... MESSAGES BEGINS. FROM: TROLLHEART SUBJECT: HELP! MESSAGE BODY: Oh no! I was grossly misinformed! This is TERRIBLE! I'd rather listen to the new Justandroid Bieber album! Seriously! Someone get me home! Please! Don't leave me here. MESSAGE ENDS. ALERT! MESSAGE CONTAINS ATTACHMENT. OPEN? (WARNING! ATTACHMENTS CAN CARRY VIRUSES, AND SHOULD NEVER BE OPENED, EVER, FOR ANY REASON. DOING SO NOT ONLY PLACES YOUR TERMINAL IN DANGER, BUT ALSO THE WHOLE GLOBAL NET) OPEN? OPEN? OPENING ATTACHMENT C:/USERS/TROLLHEART/DOCS/TIME_MACHINE_SCHEMATICS.CAD WARNING! UNABLE TO OPEN FILE! UNRECOGNISABLE FILETYPE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEARCH ONLINE FOR A SUITABLE PROGRAM? SEARCHING.... SEARCHING... SEARCHING... SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. SYSTEM FAILURE. PLEASE REBOOT. |
Retirement has been banned, people work till they drop and politicians light their cigars with Martian fire flowers.
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April 12th 3030. All traces of Justin Bieber removed from history. This was mostly due to the over abundance of history that has accumulated. Scientists felt it would be beneficial to simply "Wipe out" the unnecessary trash.
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Construction begins on Earth v.4.9 beta. Anyone wishing to relocate from the current Earth v4.9 to test the new model should contact Professor Jon Frink at the University of Minneapolis, MN at holophone number (6191200076487744)-78dhw22205jbdq1/073333-99aaqzp2a A limited number of places are available, so book now. |
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