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Old 02-04-2014, 09:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I found a crusty sock in the laundry this morning.
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Old 02-04-2014, 09:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I found a crusty sock in the laundry this morning.
Your's or his?
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Old 02-04-2014, 10:15 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:15 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Since it's on subject, why the hell does anyone use a sock to wipe up? My rule of thumb is wipe, then throw it out. I've used a piece of paper before using a sock.
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Since it's on subject, why the hell does anyone use a sock to wipe up? My rule of thumb is wipe, then throw it out. I've used a piece of paper before using a sock.
Yeah it was on the inside of the sock.
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Old 05-13-2012, 09:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2012, 10:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Since it's on subject, why the hell does anyone use a sock to wipe up? My rule of thumb is wipe, then throw it out. I've used a piece of paper before using a sock.
I know. Using socks to whack off with just means I have to do laundry even more. And I prefer to wait until I'm on my last set of clothes before I do laundry. Tissues all the way.
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Old 05-13-2012, 06:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Go right into the sock mate.
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Old 05-13-2012, 08:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Why is your boyfriend f*cking a sock instead of you?
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