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Old 04-14-2012, 10:27 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Does anyjuan else google themselves? I apparently do a lot.
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Old 04-14-2012, 11:07 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 04-14-2012, 11:17 AM   #33 (permalink)
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"sex panther"
"my house is gonna look like a ****in' werewolf"
"dad stop bullying my mates"
"johnny quids bong and lighter"
"the jewish"

I'm extremely boring, apparently I only google movie quotes, music, and things I'm interested in
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Keep it in your pants scottie.
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Old 04-19-2012, 01:46 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Oh my god. I'm so embarrassed that my Googling has a stored history...

"do women poo when they give birth?"
"can I live in England with a European passport?"
"furbies"
"zac effron penis"
"queef"
"why does my dog have stinky farts?"

and the worst of all...

"one direction lyrics"
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Old 04-19-2012, 01:52 AM   #35 (permalink)
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The last things I googled:

"ted bundy"
the "Ted Bundy" search has probably been performed about 400 times within the past month or so.

by me.
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Old 04-19-2012, 03:09 AM   #36 (permalink)
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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Old 04-19-2012, 07:03 AM   #37 (permalink)
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"stupid things you google" - Mainly ideas for this thread
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Old 04-19-2012, 07:05 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Oh my god. I'm so embarrassed that my Googling has a stored history...

"do women poo when they give birth?"
"can I live in England with a European passport?"
"furbies"
"zac effron penis"
"queef"
"why does my dog have stinky farts?"

and the worst of all...

"one direction lyrics"
This is the best Google history so far. Why'd you want to look up Zac Efron's penis?

You can pause the whole search history thing if you wanted to though. Then it would stop recording everything you look for.
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Old 04-19-2012, 09:34 AM   #39 (permalink)
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i'm a bit of a hypochondriac so i google whatever symptoms i think i'm having and read the diagnosis on pretty much accurate medical sites

so far, I think i have the East Nile Virus, Epstein-Barr Virus, "koro", tachycardia, menopause, anxiety attacks (this one is probably the most accurate), COPD, Jacob-Cruetzfeld Disease (Mad Cow Disease)

anything but the Bubonic plague, really

it's a hard life being a hypochondriac
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Old 04-20-2012, 12:02 AM   #40 (permalink)
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I don't know how Google suggestions are ranked but if you type "Can I get pregnant" the number two suggestion just below "Can I get pregnant during my period" is "Can I get pregnant from my dog" and above "Can I get pregnant while breastfeeding". Disturbing...
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