Stupid Things You Google

Astronomer · 04-20-2012, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

This is the best Google history so far. Why'd you want to look up Zac Efron's penis?

You can pause the whole search history thing if you wanted to though. Then it would stop recording everything you look for.

Haha, I heard that apparently a photo leaked of him naked, I just wanted to point and laugh, turns out the photo was fake anyway.

Euronomus · 04-20-2012, 03:55 AM

"fetal alcohol syndrome"
"and Now I have tape...All over my Face"
"a good old fashioned woodshed"
"penis fingers"
"power droid"
"shackled while giving birth"
"The Process Church of The Final Judgment"
"untreated vaginal parasites"
"dale gribble"

All of which would make great band names

It was interesting looking back through my history, I had to laugh at myself, it was 70% bands/albums, 20% porn, 7% randomness, and 3% various mental illnesses.

WWWP · 04-20-2012, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Euronomus

70% bands/albums, 20% porn, 7% randomness, and 3% various mental illnesses.

Day in the life

Dr_Rez · 04-20-2012, 01:02 PM

If ever google owns the world I would be screwed like many others. Some of the things I have searched WHILE LOGGED ON TO GOOGLE are things that would make my mother cry. Hell you would probably cry as well.

jenny111 · 05-25-2012, 09:19 PM

how can i get rid of my cold?

PoorOldPo · 05-30-2012, 01:40 PM

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Dr.Seussicide · 05-30-2012, 03:01 PM

I'm not a racist or anything, but I actually googled in all seriousness:

"A politically correct term to call black people"

This is the 1st result that came up:

Spoiler for The Internet Misunderstood:

Vertigo · 05-31-2012, 03:32 AM

Clock sex.

What's Latin for f*ck you?

Stephen · 06-07-2012, 10:27 PM

FTW

ZetaTalk

Big Ears · 10-14-2012, 02:42 PM

I've lost my desktop in XP, what is the keyboard shortcut to bring it back? Google didn't know!

04-20-2012, 03:55 AM	#42 (permalink)
Euronomus Dibs on the killing sound Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Spider Scull Island Posts: 366	"fetal alcohol syndrome" "and Now I have tape...All over my Face" "a good old fashioned woodshed" "penis fingers" "power droid" "shackled while giving birth" "The Process Church of The Final Judgment" "untreated vaginal parasites" "dale gribble" All of which would make great band names It was interesting looking back through my history, I had to laugh at myself, it was 70% bands/albums, 20% porn, 7% randomness, and 3% various mental illnesses. __________________

04-20-2012, 01:02 PM	#44 (permalink)
Dr_Rez Registered Jimmy Rustler Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,360	If ever google owns the world I would be screwed like many others. Some of the things I have searched WHILE LOGGED ON TO GOOGLE are things that would make my mother cry. Hell you would probably cry as well. __________________ Best chance of losing virginity is in prison crew Always Checks Credentials Crew nba > nfl crew Shave one of my legs to pretend its a girl in my bed crew

05-30-2012, 01:40 PM	#46 (permalink)
PoorOldPo Blue Pill Oww Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Luimneach, Eire Posts: 1,107	. __________________ https://www.instagram.com/hennas.lullaby/ Last edited by PoorOldPo; 05-30-2012 at 02:50 PM.

05-30-2012, 03:01 PM	#47 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide FakingSuicideForApplause Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 1,365	I'm not a racist or anything, but I actually googled in all seriousness: "A politically correct term to call black people" This is the 1st result that came up: Spoiler for The Internet Misunderstood: http://gyral.blackshell.com/names.html __________________ I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. Don't fret, baby, we're simply growing And my darling, I wouldn't mind to die like this.

05-25-2012, 09:19 PM	#45 (permalink)
jenny111 Groupie Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 7	how can i get rid of my cold?

05-31-2012, 03:32 AM	#48 (permalink)
Vertigo Music Addict Join Date: May 2012 Location: North West England Posts: 167	Clock sex. What's Latin for f*ck you?

06-07-2012, 10:27 PM	#49 (permalink)
Stephen I sleep in your hat Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Melbourne, Vic. Aus. Posts: 1,847	FTW ZetaTalk

10-14-2012, 02:42 PM	#50 (permalink)
Big Ears Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Hampshire, England Posts: 434	I've lost my desktop in XP, what is the keyboard shortcut to bring it back? Google didn't know!