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Funny Urban Dictionary Words
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You can look yourself on Urban Dictionary. If we can try not post anything obscene that would be lovely. |
4. backwards apple 38 up, 29 down
You need a mangina. This is basically an inverted dick, like a vag, but with no uterus or any of that ****. First, you reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland, which, pulled with enough force, will cause your cock to come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass. Hannah V will give you a backwards apple if you don't watch your ass. by Kaiser Wilhelm Mar 29, 2005 share this add a video 5. backwards apple 9 up, 25 down You need a mangina. Supposedly, with a mangina, you have a wang and a vag, but the wang is inside you. You reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland. If you keep pulling, your cock will come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass. Hannah V. gave me the backwards apple. |
gigglfart 23 up, 7 down
The surprise emission of internal gases brought about by contractions of the muscles in the abdominal region during unstoppable fits of laughter such as experienced by tickle torture He just gigglfarted. |
HOLY **** ACTUAL HUMOUR ON URBANDICTIONARY:
FCC 321 up, 33 down *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* the *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* and *bleep* a *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* the *bleep* *bleep* with *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*ing *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*. *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*. *bleep* *bleep*. This Urbandictionary.com entry has been edited by the FCC, leaving only what *we* feel is suitable. Thank you. |
santorum 4202 up 1271 down
A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise. edit: guess I failed then. |
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Also, you'd probably want to put a link to urbandictionary in the OP of a thread entirely about urbandictionary. |
fifi
Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress. "Hey boy. Bend over. I'm 'bout to jack off with your *******" "Man **** dat...yall needs ta be using yo FIFI, negga!" Quote:
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mowgli 29 up, 30 down
a girl that doesnt trim or shave her pubic hair guy 1: how was that girl you took home the other night guy 2: dude she was mowgli as **** guy 1: hahahaha yeah, like, way to destroy my nice childhood memories of Jungle Book |
But lame but... Goofle
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3. (noun) A vile, old woman who practices Wicca and lives on the beach. Easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to shoreline. |
Eskimo Gum-rub!! hahaha!!!!
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music banter
1. music banter 41 up, 8 down Easily the best music forum message board on the interwebz and home to one of the most awesome, brutal and merciless moderators of all time, right-track. Great place to waste your life. "Your taste in music is appalling, welcome to music banter!" 2. music banter 23 up, 5 down A forum filled with semi-pretentious peeps who know way more about music then you. They're awesome taste and lightning fast ability to criticize you will both fascinate and infuriate you. Possiply the best music community on the internet. You're favorite bands are horrid! Welcome to music banter! Music banter is better then muzicforums because they have a stupid name! 3. Music banter 12 up, 2 down The best forum about general music. Overflowing with artists you've never heard about but will grow to love, it is a music junkies dream home. Many people have been said to go in to taste it and never come out, wasting away their pathetic lives discovering, downloading, listening to, writing about, and obsessively organizing music in the gigantic music collection that is musicbanter. Unfortunately, those who stay too long become infected with the pretentiousness of the site, as well as picking up an English accent. If you have ANY form of social life, this forum is not for you, for it is filled with only those great enough to literally have nothing better to do with their time. It's the greatest music forum in the world! I love music banter and I'm a pretentious English twat. 4. music banter 9 up, 13 down A place of congregation for Animal Collective fans who argue with incandescent rage if you dare to criticise them. 5. Music Banter 4 up, 6 down A forum made up of people with absolutely no social life, trying to decide whose "record collection" is bigger. This site contains many pretentious biologists so be wary when entering. If you cannot use proper grammar, and have low self esteem avoid at all costs. Don't forget kids, the higher you post count in Music Banter, the bigger your penis is |
^^is that a true entry or you made it up yourself?
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That's the best definition on Urban Dictionary, period. |
in terms of my online musical evolution, it's like this:-
A-Levels - George Starostin and his classic rock, Mark Prindle and his hardcore/metal Tertiary - a guy called "pugeye" on Music Babble who turned me on to the Residents and Beefheart and Canterbury Prog Post-grad - all the weird obscure noise rock and metal by the guys on Prindle's board Masters - Music Banter wonder where I'll go for my PhD? |
Did some mod delete my post on here or something? It wasn't even inflammatory! WTF?! :confused:
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