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Skuttlebutt:

You can look yourself on Urban Dictionary.

If we can try not post anything obscene that would be lovely.

4. backwards apple 38 up, 29 down

You need a mangina. This is basically an inverted dick, like a vag, but with no uterus or any of that ****. First, you reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland, which, pulled with enough force, will cause your cock to come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.
Hannah V will give you a backwards apple if you don't watch your ass.
by Kaiser Wilhelm Mar 29, 2005 share this add a video

5. backwards apple 9 up, 25 down

You need a mangina. Supposedly, with a mangina, you have a wang and a vag, but the wang is inside you. You reach into your ass and pull on your prostate gland. If you keep pulling, your cock will come out of your ass. Then, you do a guy in the ass--from the ass.
Hannah V. gave me the backwards apple.

gigglfart 23 up, 7 down

The surprise emission of internal gases brought about by contractions of the muscles in the abdominal region during unstoppable fits of laughter such as experienced by tickle torture
He just gigglfarted.

HOLY **** ACTUAL HUMOUR ON URBANDICTIONARY:

FCC 321 up, 33 down

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santorum 4202 up 1271 down

A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.

edit: guess I failed then.

Seriously? This is urbandictionary you're talking about. There's nothing there that isn't either obscene, more obscene, tremendously obscene, or someone adding a definition of their own name that does nothing but talk about how amazing they are.

Also, you'd probably want to put a link to urbandictionary in the OP of a thread entirely about urbandictionary.

fifi

Prevalent within death row inmates, a hands-free masturbation device made up of a dirty old sock, vaseline (or toothpaste, if not available) a toilet paper tube (if available), wedged firmly between a matress.

"Hey boy. Bend over. I'm 'bout to jack off with your *******"
"Man **** dat...yall needs ta be using yo FIFI, negga!"

There was too much win to be a failure.

mowgli 29 up, 30 down

a girl that doesnt trim or shave her pubic hair

guy 1: how was that girl you took home the other night
guy 2: dude she was mowgli as ****
guy 1: hahahaha

yeah, like, way to destroy my nice childhood memories of Jungle Book

But lame but... Goofle

Sandwich:

3. (noun) A vile, old woman who practices Wicca and lives on the beach. Easily identified by nose wart and close proximity to shoreline.