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Old 04-10-2012, 08:09 AM   #31 (permalink)
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^^him looking for a date or him liking Pearl Jam?
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:10 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Looking for a date. Pearl Jam are OK.
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Old 04-10-2012, 08:28 AM   #33 (permalink)
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kinda barking up the wrong tree in this forum

girls here are into electronica, dance, jazz, post-rock, "jam" and classical

not grunge
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Old 04-10-2012, 09:58 AM   #34 (permalink)
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@ OP

I may be a dude, but I'll still give you head in the parking lot for a Pearl Jam ticket.
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:02 AM   #35 (permalink)
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^^you're a real slut

erm, what would you do for a Hammerfall ticket?
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:06 AM   #36 (permalink)
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^^you're a real slut

erm, what would you do for a Hammerfall ticket?
I'd let you stick your **** in my *** and ***** it around while ****ing your *******.
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TMI, dude, TMI

do it in PM, next time
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:31 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 04-10-2012, 10:33 AM   #39 (permalink)
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ha ha ha

anyway, i think the thread starter already left

we're all much creepier than he is
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I'll go with you.
He said a lovely girl not just any slut who wants a free meal. Take me instead. Ill impress your parents and make it worthwhile on the 3rd date.
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