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SATCHMO 03-09-2012 01:29 AM
Dirt Mcgirt Fest 2012
 
Need I say More:

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Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
ayo, you ever go from tha club back to sum bitches pad an therez a littl yappy dog dat try jumpin on tha bed an lickin yo face whne you tryin to **** son?

i got dog hair all ova my fly threadz son.
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Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
ayo, i didnt listen to dat ****, buti been huffin on paint thinner since 4 son.
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Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
r kelly know where tha fly junior high bitchez at, respec.
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Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
yo, what happen in tha pen stays in tha pen son. a brutha dont talk about dat **** naamean? i had tha new bloodz toss my salad, but i dont mention dat **** naamean?
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Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
****in def son, evry extra kid you make iz anotha welfare check.

keep livin the dream an knock up sum mo bitchez. hella ganxta.
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Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
yo son, tha dirt dawg be eatin 3 mealz wif fruit an veg, doin mad pushupz an gettin plenty o chillin time. so why iz it like woodstock 99 evry time i wipe down there?
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Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
tha dirt dawg was too busy gettin steak and a blowjob, and by that i mean putting bitz o liver in a jam jar an pretendin it was a girls mouf.

Sparky 03-11-2012 03:45 PM
Isn't dirt mcgrit supposedly a member of this sites alternate account?

I'm looking at you, satchmo

SATCHMO 03-11-2012 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Sparky (Post 1164122)
Isn't dirt mcgrit supposedly a member of this sites alternate account?

I'm looking at you, satchmo
If you're asking if I'm Dirt McGrit, I can only give you an emphatic YES, however if you're asking if I'm Dirt McGirt, I must humble myself and admit that even I am not capable of that level of genius.

Sparky 03-11-2012 03:57 PM
no, the first one.

Case closed. :D

dirt mcgirt 03-15-2012 04:48 AM
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Dirt McGirt
dats my mutha****in name

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love to flirt
dats my mutha****in game

they said 'who wants to be an mc'
im the original g.o.d.
makin young ladiez screams my specalty


all yall krackas best take my name out o yo mouf son

GuitarBizarre 03-15-2012 07:10 AM
oh man, actual lols

anticipation 03-15-2012 07:50 AM
so unbelievably dirty.

right-track 03-15-2012 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by dirt mcgirt (Post 1165607)
dats my mutha****in name



dats my mutha****in game

they said 'who wants to be an mc'
im the original g.o.d.
makin young ladiez screams my specalty


all yall krackas best take my name out o yo mouf son
^ MB royalty

Neapolitan 03-15-2012 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 1163444)
Need I say More:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
yo son, tha dirt dawg be eatin 3 mealz wif fruit an veg, doin mad pushupz an gettin plenty o chillin time. so why iz it like woodstock 99 evry time i wipe down there?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dirt McGirt
yo, what happen in tha pen stays in tha pen son. a brutha dont talk about dat **** naamean? i had tha new bloodz toss my salad, but i dont mention dat **** naamean?
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