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Old 11-16-2011, 10:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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except that my sex scandals involve sitting opposite women in mini-skirts in restaurants and trying to vid their panties
Does that mean that if you're elected, you'll abolish these inhumane upskirting laws?
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Old 11-16-2011, 03:15 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 11-16-2011, 08:34 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Does that mean that if you're elected, you'll abolish these inhumane upskirting laws?
i'll make it my first priority
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 11-16-2011, 11:36 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2011, 12:04 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Il Duce has 40 percent of the posts on here. We are the 99 percent!
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Old 11-17-2011, 05:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:00 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 11-17-2011, 10:39 AM   #18 (permalink)
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That cracked me up!
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Old 11-17-2011, 05:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Moving this to the jokes forum.
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Old 11-17-2011, 06:33 PM   #20 (permalink)
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