Christians

**Janszoon** · 12-09-2011, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

Good Guy Lucifer Meme
Even better

Hahaha, this one's my favorite:

The Batlord · 12-09-2011, 09:09 AM

I think this one is pretty ace.

captaincaptain · 12-09-2011, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by tore

Yeah, these jokes may seem merely blasphemous at first, but a lot of them do a good job at pointing out some of the logical contradictions christians may have to accept, depending on how conventional their christianity is.

There's a lot of people who believe God grants stuff like home runs, at least according to the american television shows we get on the telly. The same people may have to accept that God does not involve himself the same way in the lives of Africa's starving peoples.

If you are all powerful, all knowing and all seeing, does that make you all responsible?

You would think Christians would be first in line to help eliminate the one of the most basic ways of suffering: hunger. If merely to gain new followers into the flock. I guess they're too busy with this:

Zaqarbal · 12-10-2011, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma

Lol I love troll god

In other words: He's an absentee landlord!

**Frownland** · 12-19-2011, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

I think this one is pretty ace.

HAHA I just shat my pants haha.

In this picture God looks like Harvey Birdman's rich uncle.

Mykonos · 12-19-2011, 03:22 PM

Uh, that ain't God.

**Frownland** · 12-19-2011, 07:06 PM

It may not be your god but it's very intolerant not to recognize mine.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-19-2011, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by The Ultimate Hustla

Why do they always have all the awnsers i just don't get !! Im not mad i just know that some people dont face the facts but they are their and can anbody awnser if these people are under spells or what im young and wondering wtf

I don't no man its like they deception is do deep they like bein themselves. Must happen when they are babies or maybe casting level 9 serious stuff. dropping a mixed tape at October 2012 u should listen to it too it's about real deep **** like this !!! hit me up on my myspaced page to drop bricks no saying? No chill for real.

**Janszoon** · 12-20-2011, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Conan

I don't no man its like they deception is do deep they like bein themselves. Must happen when they are babies or maybe casting level 9 serious stuff. dropping a mixed tape at October 2012 u should listen to it too it's about real deep **** like this !!! hit me up on my myspaced page to drop bricks no saying? No chill for real.

Mykonos · 12-20-2011, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

It may not be your god but it's very intolerant not to recognize mine.

Clever.

Are you actually a Satanist? I know it's a stupidly wide-ranging term for a whole variety of different faiths, but I've never actually met a true Satanist. As in one who doesn't just pretend to worship Satan because some generic Metal artist told him to.

12-19-2011, 03:22 PM	#86 (permalink)
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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	It may not be your god but it's very intolerant not to recognize mine.