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Old 12-07-2011, 10:06 PM   #71 (permalink)
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Lol I love troll god
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Old 12-07-2011, 10:17 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Yeah me too! I literally ROFL'd when I saw those the first time.

Off of those ones there, I love

"I gave you free will... so use it exactly as I command you to!"
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Old 12-08-2011, 01:07 PM   #73 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:59 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2011, 02:56 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Haha, these are actually quite good First time I see them!
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Old 12-09-2011, 03:23 AM   #76 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2011, 03:30 AM   #77 (permalink)
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I like this one

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Old 12-09-2011, 03:56 AM   #78 (permalink)
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 12-09-2011, 05:06 AM   #80 (permalink)
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Yeah, these jokes may seem merely blasphemous at first, but a lot of them do a good job at pointing out some of the logical contradictions christians may have to accept, depending on how conventional their christianity is.

There's a lot of people who believe God grants stuff like home runs, at least according to the american television shows we get on the telly. The same people may have to accept that God does not involve himself the same way in the lives of Africa's starving peoples.

If you are all powerful, all knowing and all seeing, does that make you all responsible?
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