Christians

DoctorSoft · 11-15-2011, 12:42 AM

wake up, jack off, cry, eat waffles, think wtf rob?, shower, jack off in shower, get on school bus, listen to nickelback on tape player, cry from beauty, fog up windows with my waffle breath, write "**** u" in window, go to math, chew tobbacco, stare at girls ass in english class, go to the bathroom at break, jack off, feel guilty, cry and puke, fart, spray axe to cover smell, go to lunch, avoid eye contact with everyone, eat bologna sandwich, overhear girls say i smell like ass, hide in bathroom stall for the rest of lunch, cry, poop, go to art class, draw a picture of a dick, draw picture of pussy, draw picture of me, write "***" on it, wipe tears with drawings, go to science, get a C- on test, go to bathroom, wipe my ass with test, at lockers ask if anyone wants to hangout, get laughed at, get shoved into lockers, cry, jack off in locker, lick **** off the locker, wait for janitor to let me out, walk home, miss new episode of phineas and ferb, cry, try to talk to my dog, get ignored by dog, try to bend spoons with mind, doesnt work, jack off to rerun of phineas and ferb, make kraft dinner, eat it, go for a walk, see a girl i know, **** my pants, run home, cry, try to sleep, can't sleep, jack off, think who am i?, fall asleep, wake up, use hand-**** as hair gel, shower, think why am i here, have a mental breakdown, recover, jack off, go on mb.

blankety blank · 11-15-2011, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Pedestrian

Faith healers. Fucking wizards man.

I disagree. Faith can heal. I believe that if someone has True faith, then even Harry Potter can heal. And, he was a wizard.

It's the mind, not the object or person that can heal.

Faith healers are not wizards. They are con artists.

But, even as I disagree with you in context. I believe what you wrote is absolutely True.

Why?

prace

Howard the Duck · 11-15-2011, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by DoctorSoft

wake up, jack off, cry, eat waffles, think wtf rob?, shower, jack off in shower, get on school bus, listen to nickelback on tape player, cry from beauty, fog up windows with my waffle breath, write "**** u" in window, go to math, chew tobbacco, stare at girls ass in english class, go to the bathroom at break, jack off, feel guilty, cry and puke, fart, spray axe to cover smell, go to lunch, avoid eye contact with everyone, eat bologna sandwich, overhear girls say i smell like ass, hide in bathroom stall for the rest of lunch, cry, poop, go to art class, draw a picture of a dick, draw picture of pussy, draw picture of me, write "***" on it, wipe tears with drawings, go to science, get a C- on test, go to bathroom, wipe my ass with test, at lockers ask if anyone wants to hangout, get laughed at, get shoved into lockers, cry, jack off in locker, lick **** off the locker, wait for janitor to let me out, walk home, miss new episode of phineas and ferb, cry, try to talk to my dog, get ignored by dog, try to bend spoons with mind, doesnt work, jack off to rerun of phineas and ferb, make kraft dinner, eat it, go for a walk, see a girl i know, **** my pants, run home, cry, try to sleep, can't sleep, jack off, think who am i?, fall asleep, wake up, use hand-**** as hair gel, shower, think why am i here, have a mental breakdown, recover, jack off, go on mb.

work, try to get a glimpse of girl's panties, sleep very long on weekends ad infinitum

SIRIUSB · 11-15-2011, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by steveeden888

I disagree. Faith can heal. I believe that if someone has True faith, then even Harry Potter can heal. And, he was a wizard.

It's the mind, not the object or person that can heal.

Faith healers are not wizards. They are con artists.

But, even as I disagree with you in context. I believe what you wrote is absolutely True.

Why?

prace

How could Faith heal?

Howard the Duck · 11-15-2011, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by SIRIUSB

How could Faith heal?

there can be miracles, when you believe

Paedantic Basterd · 11-15-2011, 07:55 AM

On a serious note, I do think that (not necessarily faith), but optimism has health benefits.

SIRIUSB · 11-15-2011, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

there can be miracles, when you believe

What's a miracle?
I can understand faith and belief as a placebo affect, but I don't see how they can actually do any kind of physical healing.

The Batlord · 11-15-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by steveeden888

I believe that if someone has True faith, then even Harry Potter can heal. And, he was a wizard.

Priceless.

s_k · 11-15-2011, 08:58 AM

I can't believe I just got rickrolled by the Batlord...

Howard the Duck · 11-15-2011, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SIRIUSB

What's a miracle?
I can understand faith and belief as a placebo affect, but I don't see how they can actually do any kind of physical healing.

something like a flaming boat floating up the Hudson, according to Lou Reed

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Originally Posted by s_k

I can't believe I just got rickrolled by the Batlord...

that's what you get for being horny

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11-15-2011, 12:42 AM	#41 (permalink)
DoctorSoft Rocket Appliances Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,335	wake up, jack off, cry, eat waffles, think wtf rob?, shower, jack off in shower, get on school bus, listen to nickelback on tape player, cry from beauty, fog up windows with my waffle breath, write "** u" in window, go to math, chew tobbacco, stare at girls ass in english class, go to the bathroom at break, jack off, feel guilty, cry and puke, fart, spray axe to cover smell, go to lunch, avoid eye contact with everyone, eat bologna sandwich, overhear girls say i smell like ass, hide in bathroom stall for the rest of lunch, cry, poop, go to art class, draw a picture of a dick, draw picture of pussy, draw picture of me, write "" on it, wipe tears with drawings, go to science, get a C- on test, go to bathroom, wipe my ass with test, at lockers ask if anyone wants to hangout, get laughed at, get shoved into lockers, cry, jack off in locker, lick * off the locker, wait for janitor to let me out, walk home, miss new episode of phineas and ferb, cry, try to talk to my dog, get ignored by dog, try to bend spoons with mind, doesnt work, jack off to rerun of phineas and ferb, make kraft dinner, eat it, go for a walk, see a girl i know, my pants, run home, cry, try to sleep, can't sleep, jack off, think who am i?, fall asleep, wake up, use hand-** as hair gel, shower, think why am i here, have a mental breakdown, recover, jack off, go on mb.

11-15-2011, 07:55 AM	#46 (permalink)
Paedantic Basterd Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,184	On a serious note, I do think that (not necessarily faith), but optimism has health benefits.