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Howard the Duck 06-09-2011 09:48 AM

vagina party?

well, I don't have a vagina

if I had one, I'd keep VEGANGELICA, holly984, (the sadly missed) milano and Thom Yorke in my vagina

Paedantic Basterd 06-09-2011 09:49 AM

Hahaha, "I'd keep them in" makes it sound like a purse.

Hamwallet.

Howard the Duck 06-09-2011 09:51 AM

or fishpurse as The Virgin thinks it smells like

i was going this entire thread - guys lie less than girls

what is he on?

Dirty 06-09-2011 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1067129)
vagina party?

well, I don't have a vagina

if I had one, I'd keep VEGANGELICA, holly984, (the sadly missed) milano and Thom Yorke in my vagina

quadruple penetration, nice.

Quote:

guys lie less than girls
"who lies more, guys or girls" is the opener to every girl i flirt with at the bar.

Paedantic Basterd 06-09-2011 09:57 AM

If she responds with "Girls always lie", is she telling the truth?

/existentialism

Stone Birds 06-09-2011 09:57 AM

when i saw the name i thought it would've been related to the Tea Party ;)

FRED HALE SR. 06-09-2011 10:01 AM

Sounds like a pretty messy party. I'll bring wet naps, paper towels and my gene simmons tongue.

Ska Lagos Jew Sun Ra 06-09-2011 12:05 PM

My mom kicked me out of her vagina... right in the middle of a warm nap. Brought me into this cold cold world...

:(

Zaqarbal 06-09-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1067129)
vagina party?

well, I don't have a vagina

if I had one, I'd keep VEGANGELICA, holly984, (the sadly missed) milano and Thom Yorke in my vagina

That reminds me of that story within the movie Talk to Her called The Shrinking Lover.

jackhammer 06-09-2011 06:21 PM

Best thread for a long while :) some awesome one sentence posts!


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