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Old 05-25-2011, 09:29 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Terence Hill, as recently confirmed during an interview to an Italian TV talk-show, was offered the role but rejected it because he considered it "too violent". Dustin Hoffman and John Travolta declined the role for the same reason. When Al Pacino was considered for the role of John Rambo, he turned it down when his request that Rambo be more of a madman was rejected.
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Old 05-26-2011, 01:31 AM   #62 (permalink)
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-26-2011, 02:27 AM   #63 (permalink)
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Those lemons I mentioned a while back?

They've set up a stereo and are blasting grindcore music right in my face.

It's 2:30 in the morning, I'm trying to sleep, and they won't stop until I buy them ruby slippers and a toilet that's been painted on by Salvador Dali, depicting a clock tower eating a cow.
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Old 05-26-2011, 06:37 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2011, 06:43 AM   #65 (permalink)
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-26-2011, 10:24 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Oh, Team Machine!
I'm a pound of flesh in a drum machine's dream.
We watched crabs and lobsters eat a dead cop's throat and stuff our mouths with gutted stereos.
Oh, Team Machine!
Every single piano i've ever met in my life
never sounded as good as melted Casio keys
burning in a sea that sings out in 3-D.
Oh, that Laser Rain kept me up all night again
scratching at the window like a bright colored beast
howling at the dawn like an adulterous priest.
shake your hands like they're full of feathers.
shake your wings like they're laced with sound.
shake your skin like a scrambled tv.
gnash your teeth like a flamingo swarm.
and if your night unplugs its life.
blame it on the laser rain.
blame it on the laser rain.
Digital sunrise. Digital sunset.
Digital sunrise.
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Old 05-26-2011, 11:56 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 05-26-2011, 12:30 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Woke up this morning and my fish were full of ears.
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Old 05-26-2011, 12:42 PM   #69 (permalink)
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The Bitch Box (Surrealist Version)
Can't stop clicking or else the windows will close on me and eat my limbs from the inside and dismember my organs.
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Old 05-26-2011, 02:25 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Woke up this morning and my fish were full of ears.
I bet that made for quite the intense orgasm!
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