The Bitch About Being A Woman Thread
 

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I thought this would be a great place for us girls to complain about our monthlys and such. So I'm wanting to stab my cervix from the pain it is causing me. Oh and I feel fat and grumpy. Guys actually have no idea.

And what the fuck is up with painful pregnancy and shit?

Ladies?

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Oh dear. I don't want to say anything in this thread for fear of past events/ conversations on this forum resurfacing....

But yeah, childbirth and shit, no thanks, one of my friends is pregnant at the moment and it's just gross and disturbing and fucking scary shit.

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What things...hehe.

Yuck so true, I mean apparently some women poop and pee during the process of childbirth. I'm so glad I'm not in the 60's where I'd not only have to pop the bastard out I'd solely do the raising of it too.

Apparently MOST women poop and pee during the process! Like, what the hell?! I did not know that until my friends started having babies... That is yuck and embarrassing! Who wants to shit in front of a room of people while your vagina is also stretched and turned inside out with a giant baby coming out?! It pretty much scares the crap out of me.

Not only that but oozing blood, body juices and overgrown public hair making your vagina look like the ugly version Chewy from Star Wars.

I like the idea of the baby bump and the baby inside kicking etc but NOT childbirth. Some women get cesareans and go through excruciating pain. :(

So... what are we supposed to do?
Go 'aahhhhhwww' and bring you chocolate perhaps?

Yes. And cuddle us when we don't want to smash you. :laughing:

And don't ask for anal sex because we are on the rags.

I guess that's why they poop.

Face palm...anybody?

Haha, I never even thought about anal sex because of that :D.
I think I'm pretty much the perfect boyfriend as I do all the other stuff :D.

*still single*.

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I'm mean.

So I'm the only one that found her choice of words there funny?

It was such a bad funny lol.

Very. All girls are.
This thread should be about us being suppressed by the manipulative female species ;).

Get the violins out somebody please, a man is upset.

Hahaha, not at all.
To be honest, I really don't understand guys referring to women as 'pfff. women...'.

My god, birthing a child can be one of the most disgusting and horrifying things you could ever see. My mom works in Labor and Delivery and the stories she's told me. Once, when she was helping a patient in labor, the woman shit and pissed herself and during the whole experience she was flailing her arms around like an idiot, scratching, biting, and calling my mom a "white bitch" and getting waste everywhere. After she birthed her baby she pulled a sandwich out of the drawer and said "Damn, that was a lot of work" and preceded to eat. There is also a story my mom told me of a lady who was being vaginally examined by her coworker and cockroaches had started coming out of her vaginal opening.

I mean damn, it doesn't make me want to reconsider changing my sexual preference, but it does make me think again on what it would be like to be a woman.

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Cockroaches, that's fucking sick!! Haha well I know cocks are meant to be in their but not the roaches!

Girl complaint:

For me, PMS'ing is worse than my actual period, It's a week full of cramps and agitation. Yesterday I went to a funeral, of someone I've never even met, and I could barely contain myself. When I'm on my period my biggest problem is not being able to have sex.. ha.

I actually found it funny after I posted it but decided not to point out my own unintentional pun :D

i wish they would make a machine which would let people switch genders any time

Cockroaches inside her vag? That's gross. Her house or living conditions must be so dire and disgusting for that to happen.

One of my friends is a med student in her final year, and so starting her department rotations. Her first rotation was gynecology, so she has some pretty gross stories about exams and the maternity ward and whatnot. I don't think her concentration is going to be gynecology :laughing:

one of my grandfathers' friends had worms inside his you know what

according to my mom, everytime he moved in the hospital, worms would drop down

Is it just me or does being a woman automatically mean you're a cunt sometimes without even realizing it? Or maybe I'm just a bad person. Either way, I'm done playing that game where I blame my hormones and period. Sometimes, bitches are just bitches.

I think it sucks to be a woman in business. Women get paid less than men (here women only make 80% of what men make - so 80 cents for every dollar a man makes), they don't get promoted as fast or move up as high as men do in a company, and are generally seen as bitches in the workforce - especially if she's in charge. Maybe there is a need to be bitchy in order to get across to the men in the office who otherwise wouldn't listen to her?

Also, a woman generally has to be twice as good as a man at something in order to be considered an equal :(

Exactly. Be consistent and always ask for it.

I'm glad I'm not a woman.

I don't have any gripes about being a woman, I love being female and always feel quite comfortable in my body.

I also don't mind having sex while I'm on the rag, neither does my boyfriend. Which is great, orgasms relieve cramps. I'm more docile than anyone I know when I'm crampy. If we're at his house I'm usually just all "Dear, could you please get me something to eat, something sweet (or salty) perhaps?"

I used to think sex on the rag was a big fuss with guys, but most the ones I've dates don't seem to mine. Honestly, I don't think I'd want to be with a guy that's scared of some blood. And yes! Orgasms relieve cramps! I'm not going to lie though, I try to stay away from my boyfriend before my period because I am sure that I exhaust him with my mood swings.

I do that regardless of my cycle, I'm just a crazy moody bitch

I might just like you, lady.

Read through this whole thread. Never returning ever again.

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Crazy **** isn't it? Being a guy is great.

Awwww I feel so bad for you. Wait, no. It's just a cramp.

It could have been worse....

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....for all of us.

Are you kidding?! Sex and ribs at the same time! Mmmmm.

Drinking tea here.

women rock

I almost posted this...but thought better of it

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