The Bitch About Being A Woman Thread

~~Farfisa~~ · 05-04-2011, 06:30 AM

My god, birthing a child can be one of the most disgusting and horrifying things you could ever see. My mom works in Labor and Delivery and the stories she's told me. Once, when she was helping a patient in labor, the woman shit and pissed herself and during the whole experience she was flailing her arms around like an idiot, scratching, biting, and calling my mom a "white bitch" and getting waste everywhere. After she birthed her baby she pulled a sandwich out of the drawer and said "Damn, that was a lot of work" and preceded to eat. There is also a story my mom told me of a lady who was being vaginally examined by her coworker and cockroaches had started coming out of her vaginal opening.

I mean damn, it doesn't make me want to reconsider changing my sexual preference, but it does make me think again on what it would be like to be a woman.

Burning Down · 05-04-2011, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships

My god, birthing a child can be one of the most disgusting and horrifying things you could ever see. My mom works in Labor and Delivery and the stories she's told me. Once, when she was helping a patient in labor, the woman shit and pissed herself and during the whole experience she was flailing her arms around like an idiot, scratching, biting, and calling my mom a "white bitch" and getting waste everywhere. After she birthed her baby she pulled a sandwich out of the drawer and said "Damn, that was a lot of work" and preceded to eat. There is also a story my mom told me of a lady who was being vaginally examined by her coworker and cockroaches had started coming out of her vaginal opening.

I mean damn, it doesn't make me want to reconsider changing my sexual preference, but it does make me think again on what it would be like to be a woman.

Cockroaches inside her vag? That's gross. Her house or living conditions must be so dire and disgusting for that to happen.

One of my friends is a med student in her final year, and so starting her department rotations. Her first rotation was gynecology, so she has some pretty gross stories about exams and the maternity ward and whatnot. I don't think her concentration is going to be gynecology

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 06:31 AM

Cockroaches, that's fucking sick!! Haha well I know cocks are meant to be in their but not the roaches!

simplephysics · 05-04-2011, 06:44 AM

Girl complaint:

For me, PMS'ing is worse than my actual period, It's a week full of cramps and agitation. Yesterday I went to a funeral, of someone I've never even met, and I could barely contain myself. When I'm on my period my biggest problem is not being able to have sex.. ha.

Howard the Duck · 05-04-2011, 06:55 AM

i wish they would make a machine which would let people switch genders any time

Howard the Duck · 05-04-2011, 07:01 AM

one of my grandfathers' friends had worms inside his you know what

according to my mom, everytime he moved in the hospital, worms would drop down

333 · 05-04-2011, 08:34 AM

Is it just me or does being a woman automatically mean you're a cunt sometimes without even realizing it? Or maybe I'm just a bad person. Either way, I'm done playing that game where I blame my hormones and period. Sometimes, bitches are just bitches.

Burning Down · 05-04-2011, 08:46 AM

I think it sucks to be a woman in business. Women get paid less than men (here women only make 80% of what men make - so 80 cents for every dollar a man makes), they don't get promoted as fast or move up as high as men do in a company, and are generally seen as bitches in the workforce - especially if she's in charge. Maybe there is a need to be bitchy in order to get across to the men in the office who otherwise wouldn't listen to her?

Also, a woman generally has to be twice as good as a man at something in order to be considered an equal

CanwllCorfe · 05-04-2011, 12:25 PM

I'm glad I'm not a woman.

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 05-04-2011, 12:26 PM

I don't have any gripes about being a woman, I love being female and always feel quite comfortable in my body.

I also don't mind having sex while I'm on the rag, neither does my boyfriend. Which is great, orgasms relieve cramps. I'm more docile than anyone I know when I'm crampy. If we're at his house I'm usually just all "Dear, could you please get me something to eat, something sweet (or salty) perhaps?"

05-04-2011, 06:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,775	Cockroaches, that's fucking sick!! Haha well I know cocks are meant to be in their but not the roaches! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 12:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
CanwllCorfe Quiet Man in the Corner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pocono Mountains Posts: 2,480	I'm glad I'm not a woman. __________________ Your eyes were never yet let in to see the majesty and riches of the mind, but dwell in darkness; for your God is blind.

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05-04-2011, 06:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	My god, birthing a child can be one of the most disgusting and horrifying things you could ever see. My mom works in Labor and Delivery and the stories she's told me. Once, when she was helping a patient in labor, the woman shit and pissed herself and during the whole experience she was flailing her arms around like an idiot, scratching, biting, and calling my mom a "white bitch" and getting waste everywhere. After she birthed her baby she pulled a sandwich out of the drawer and said "Damn, that was a lot of work" and preceded to eat. There is also a story my mom told me of a lady who was being vaginally examined by her coworker and cockroaches had started coming out of her vaginal opening. I mean damn, it doesn't make me want to reconsider changing my sexual preference, but it does make me think again on what it would be like to be a woman.

05-04-2011, 06:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	i wish they would make a machine which would let people switch genders any time

05-04-2011, 07:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	one of my grandfathers' friends had worms inside his you know what according to my mom, everytime he moved in the hospital, worms would drop down

05-04-2011, 08:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
333 Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 965	Is it just me or does being a woman automatically mean you're a cunt sometimes without even realizing it? Or maybe I'm just a bad person. Either way, I'm done playing that game where I blame my hormones and period. Sometimes, bitches are just bitches.

05-04-2011, 08:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
Burning Down The Music Guru. Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Beyond the Wall Posts: 4,858	I think it sucks to be a woman in business. Women get paid less than men (here women only make 80% of what men make - so 80 cents for every dollar a man makes), they don't get promoted as fast or move up as high as men do in a company, and are generally seen as bitches in the workforce - especially if she's in charge. Maybe there is a need to be bitchy in order to get across to the men in the office who otherwise wouldn't listen to her? Also, a woman generally has to be twice as good as a man at something in order to be considered an equal

05-04-2011, 12:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	I don't have any gripes about being a woman, I love being female and always feel quite comfortable in my body. I also don't mind having sex while I'm on the rag, neither does my boyfriend. Which is great, orgasms relieve cramps. I'm more docile than anyone I know when I'm crampy. If we're at his house I'm usually just all "Dear, could you please get me something to eat, something sweet (or salty) perhaps?"