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Old 05-04-2011, 07:55 AM   #21 (permalink)
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i wish they would make a machine which would let people switch genders any time
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Old 05-04-2011, 07:58 AM   #22 (permalink)
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My god, birthing a child can be one of the most disgusting and horrifying things you could ever see. My mom works in Labor and Delivery and the stories she's told me. Once, when she was helping a patient in labor, the woman shit and pissed herself and during the whole experience she was flailing her arms around like an idiot, scratching, biting, and calling my mom a "white bitch" and getting waste everywhere. After she birthed her baby she pulled a sandwich out of the drawer and said "Damn, that was a lot of work" and preceded to eat. There is also a story my mom told me of a lady who was being vaginally examined by her coworker and cockroaches had started coming out of her vaginal opening.

I mean damn, it doesn't make me want to reconsider changing my sexual preference, but it does make me think again on what it would be like to be a woman.
Cockroaches inside her vag? That's gross. Her house or living conditions must be so dire and disgusting for that to happen.

One of my friends is a med student in her final year, and so starting her department rotations. Her first rotation was gynecology, so she has some pretty gross stories about exams and the maternity ward and whatnot. I don't think her concentration is going to be gynecology
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:01 AM   #23 (permalink)
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one of my grandfathers' friends had worms inside his you know what

according to my mom, everytime he moved in the hospital, worms would drop down
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:34 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Is it just me or does being a woman automatically mean you're a cunt sometimes without even realizing it? Or maybe I'm just a bad person. Either way, I'm done playing that game where I blame my hormones and period. Sometimes, bitches are just bitches.
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:46 AM   #25 (permalink)
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I think it sucks to be a woman in business. Women get paid less than men (here women only make 80% of what men make - so 80 cents for every dollar a man makes), they don't get promoted as fast or move up as high as men do in a company, and are generally seen as bitches in the workforce - especially if she's in charge. Maybe there is a need to be bitchy in order to get across to the men in the office who otherwise wouldn't listen to her?

Also, a woman generally has to be twice as good as a man at something in order to be considered an equal
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And don't ask for anal sex because we are on the rags.

Exactly. Be consistent and always ask for it.
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Old 05-04-2011, 01:25 PM   #27 (permalink)
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I'm glad I'm not a woman.
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Old 05-04-2011, 01:26 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I don't have any gripes about being a woman, I love being female and always feel quite comfortable in my body.

I also don't mind having sex while I'm on the rag, neither does my boyfriend. Which is great, orgasms relieve cramps. I'm more docile than anyone I know when I'm crampy. If we're at his house I'm usually just all "Dear, could you please get me something to eat, something sweet (or salty) perhaps?"
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I don't have any gripes about being a woman, I love being female and always feel quite comfortable in my body.

I also don't mind having sex while I'm on the rag, neither does my boyfriend. Which is great, orgasms relieve cramps. I'm more docile than anyone I know when I'm crampy. If we're at his house I'm usually just all "Dear, could you please get me something to eat, something sweet (or salty) perhaps?"
I used to think sex on the rag was a big fuss with guys, but most the ones I've dates don't seem to mine. Honestly, I don't think I'd want to be with a guy that's scared of some blood. And yes! Orgasms relieve cramps! I'm not going to lie though, I try to stay away from my boyfriend before my period because I am sure that I exhaust him with my mood swings.
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Old 05-04-2011, 07:24 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I do that regardless of my cycle, I'm just a crazy moody bitch
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