The Bitch About Being A Woman Thread

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 07:14 AM

I'm mean.

**Janszoon** · 05-04-2011, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

Face palm...anybody?

So I'm the only one that found her choice of words there funny?

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janszoon

So I'm the only one that found her choice of words there funny?

It was such a bad funny lol.

s_k · 05-04-2011, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla

I'm mean.

Very. All girls are.
This thread should be about us being suppressed by the manipulative female species

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**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 07:21 AM

Get the violins out somebody please, a man is upset.

s_k · 05-04-2011, 07:24 AM

Hahaha, not at all.
To be honest, I really don't understand guys referring to women as 'pfff. women...'.

~~Farfisa~~ · 05-04-2011, 07:30 AM

My god, birthing a child can be one of the most disgusting and horrifying things you could ever see. My mom works in Labor and Delivery and the stories she's told me. Once, when she was helping a patient in labor, the woman shit and pissed herself and during the whole experience she was flailing her arms around like an idiot, scratching, biting, and calling my mom a "white bitch" and getting waste everywhere. After she birthed her baby she pulled a sandwich out of the drawer and said "Damn, that was a lot of work" and preceded to eat. There is also a story my mom told me of a lady who was being vaginally examined by her coworker and cockroaches had started coming out of her vaginal opening.

I mean damn, it doesn't make me want to reconsider changing my sexual preference, but it does make me think again on what it would be like to be a woman.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 05-04-2011, 07:31 AM

Cockroaches, that's fucking sick!! Haha well I know cocks are meant to be in their but not the roaches!

simplephysics · 05-04-2011, 07:44 AM

Girl complaint:

For me, PMS'ing is worse than my actual period, It's a week full of cramps and agitation. Yesterday I went to a funeral, of someone I've never even met, and I could barely contain myself. When I'm on my period my biggest problem is not being able to have sex.. ha.

Astronomer · 05-04-2011, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

So I'm the only one that found her choice of words there funny?

I actually found it funny after I posted it but decided not to point out my own unintentional pun

05-04-2011, 07:14 AM	#11 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	I'm mean. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 07:21 AM	#15 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Get the violins out somebody please, a man is upset. __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 07:24 AM	#16 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	Hahaha, not at all. To be honest, I really don't understand guys referring to women as 'pfff. women...'. __________________ Click here to see my collection

05-04-2011, 07:31 AM	#18 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara Make it so Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 6,181	Cockroaches, that's fucking sick!! Haha well I know cocks are meant to be in their but not the roaches! __________________ "Elph is truly an enfant terrible of the forum, bless and curse him" - Marie, Queen of Thots

05-04-2011, 07:30 AM	#17 (permalink)
~~Farfisa~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,773	My god, birthing a child can be one of the most disgusting and horrifying things you could ever see. My mom works in Labor and Delivery and the stories she's told me. Once, when she was helping a patient in labor, the woman shit and pissed herself and during the whole experience she was flailing her arms around like an idiot, scratching, biting, and calling my mom a "white bitch" and getting waste everywhere. After she birthed her baby she pulled a sandwich out of the drawer and said "Damn, that was a lot of work" and preceded to eat. There is also a story my mom told me of a lady who was being vaginally examined by her coworker and cockroaches had started coming out of her vaginal opening. I mean damn, it doesn't make me want to reconsider changing my sexual preference, but it does make me think again on what it would be like to be a woman.