Weirdest Thing You've Ever Wiped Your Butt With

Howard the Duck · 06-21-2011, 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by oojay

How you could construe that from my post is beyond me...

just being Thee Virgin and I don't instigate anything, he just messes with my head and my libido badly

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Ill respond with this and then im done for now messing with him. My reasons for initially calling him out were because of "The Virgins" comments he has made in the past about the age that he considers acceptable to engage in sexual acts with. Then he posts weird vids of him with kids or what he says are "adults" Whatever the mods can deal with him

Im not a homophobe and get along fine with all the other bi or gay people on this forum. It just so happens that everybody openly hates you "The Virgin" not cause of your homosexuality. Just the fact that you are you on a daily basis and I find it hilarious honestly.

i already said i don't "hate" him, if not, there won't be regular PMs between us

i only said if he uses common sense, the other posters won't heckle him on a daily basis and if he keeps on like this, he''ll be this forum's laughing stock (unless of course, he wants that, then i have nothing to say)

excuse me for being concerned

Bloozcrooz · 06-21-2011, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

just being Thee Virgin and I don't instigate anything, he just messes with my head and my libido badly

i already said i don't "hate" him, if not, there won't be regular PMs between us

i only said if he uses common sense, the other posters won't heckle him on a daily basis and if he keeps on like this, he''ll be this forum's laughing stock (unless of course, he wants that, then i have nothing to say)

excuse me for being concerned

Ok Duce look...I DONT CARE..ok? You can play with him all you want this is obviously just a ploy to try an get me riled up( and a poor attempt might I add), and take things I say out of context. I dont P.M. you on a regular basis (or ever), you have sent me one about him that I havent even read because I dont care. Stop trying to make something out of nothing he is your play pal not mine.

~~The Virgin~~ · 06-21-2011, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

oh are you professing homosexual lust for me then?

if you look like Keanu, i'm game

where did this came from? the response is very unnecessary.

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Your right....my intention was not to speak for the entire forum I apologize for that. It would seem the majority hates him but thats just my perception of things.

Though my comments werent nice they werent given with the intent to be insultive like the previous ones he has stated in this thread. Just based on observations

the thing that i said about the age range i want to have sex with was a joke. if you revisit the thread, almost everyone was joking at that time so i rided along. it's funny how you accept other's joking and when i joke, you make sure you see every negative point to it. truely bias. you should never be a mod.

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Originally Posted by oojay

No worries. I honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. He's just a happy little gay dude. I say just let him be.

thank you. and i'll continue being a happy gay member here and even with all the hate thrown at me, i'll still carry on cause i know i'll make it through the rain.

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Originally Posted by DoctorSoft

Ducey , just to clear something up I actually like The Virgin. I've probably beaked him a little bit here and there, but overall I think I like him more than the average MB user.

thank you. we don't have a kiss emoticon but here's for you, mwah!

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

i can't help it if i want to screw him in the ass

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

he just messes with my head and my libido badly

see? i know my hunch were correct.
and you're starting to freak me out.

Howard the Duck · 06-21-2011, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Ok Duce look...I DONT CARE..ok? You can play with him all you want this is obviously just a ploy to try an get me riled up( and a poor attempt might I add), and take things I say out of context. I dont P.M. you on a regular basis (or ever), you have sent me one about him that I havent even read because I dont care. Stop trying to make something out of nothing he is your play pal not mine.

"him" and me

of coz he is my biatch

i've intituled that either he flies to Kuala Lumpur or I fly to Cebu and we can take care of this once and for all but he seems reticient about it

and i haven't taken the acid test yet

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Originally Posted by The Virgin

where did this came from? the response is very unnecessary.

as are most of your comments

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Originally Posted by The Virgin

see? i know my hunch were correct.
and you're starting to freak me out.

you freaked out?

for someone so stridently gay, that's a weird response when a guy shows sexual interest in you

my question now is :- are you sure you're gay?

~~The Virgin~~ · 06-21-2011, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

you freaked out?

for someone so stridently gay, that's a weird response when a guy shows sexual interest in you

my question now is :- are you sure you're gay?

i'm confident and honest about my sexuality and i'm proud of it.
just because i'm gay doesn't make me lustful at every sight of a guy. not espcially to you.
i do have my standards and i already got a man so beat it.

anyways, going back to the topic, i remember when i was a kid, we were at a province and i went to defacate on one of my aunt's houses (nipa hut), and it's some sort of a very poor community actually and there were no toilet papers and i was screaming to my aunt that i need paper to wipe my butt with and she gave me a bud-bud wrapper to use... here's how a bud-bud wrapper looks like (the picture comes with the bud-bud, fyi)...