Weirdest Thing You've Ever Wiped Your Butt With

**Janszoon** · 04-04-2011, 11:35 PM

My worst happened on mushrooms at a party at someone's house who I didn't know. I went to the bathroom and discovered after I had "dropped the kids off that the pool" that there was no toilet paper. I ended up resorting to shredding the cardboard roll itself and using that but it unfortunately clogged up the toilet. I snuck out of the bathroom but then later was near the people who lived there while they were complaining about whoever had fucked up their toilet. Shortly thereafter the cops broke up the party and me and my friend had to run through the backyard and hide. All in all not a good night for mushrooms.

04-04-2011, 11:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	My worst happened on mushrooms at a party at someone's house who I didn't know. I went to the bathroom and discovered after I had "dropped the kids off that the pool" that there was no toilet paper. I ended up resorting to shredding the cardboard roll itself and using that but it unfortunately clogged up the toilet. I snuck out of the bathroom but then later was near the people who lived there while they were complaining about whoever had fucked up their toilet. Shortly thereafter the cops broke up the party and me and my friend had to run through the backyard and hide. All in all not a good night for mushrooms. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm