Weirdest Thing You've Ever Wiped Your Butt With

BTown · 05-08-2011, 11:49 PM

One time me and my friends were walking to 7/11 (gas station) through the woods to get slurpees and whatnot and we notice that accross the street is a pizza place so we go in there and order a pizza and eat most of it. my ****** friend puts the remains in the pizza box and we begin to walk home through the woods

halfway there he has to take a **** and uses the GREASY WAX PAPER at the bottom of the pizza box to wipe his ass along with a few leaves.

Ilistentomusic · 05-09-2011, 08:08 AM

Subscription card from a magazine was most unusual for me. No choice, had to be resourceful at the time. No TP, didn't notice before I started.

Leaves all the time when out in the woods (though I normally try to pack a small supply of TP before leaving).

The Batlord · 05-09-2011, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by crash_override

Toilets here in Bahrain are so small, it's like ****ting in a coffee can.

I've done that.

Bloozcrooz · 05-09-2011, 12:04 PM

Man I **** my first solid turd in a while today..It had some pretty good length to it as well but I was dissappointed that I didnt see any of the corn id ate the day before. It wasnt coming out of the water or anything but it was a looker definatley.
I had just enough tp to wipe a couple times but not sure if my butthole wouldnt have left another autograph if I had wiped again. Oh well underwear will take care of the rest.

Insane Guest · 05-09-2011, 04:31 PM

Dude! That's ****ing sick! Put some spoiler tags on that ****!

BTown · 05-09-2011, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin

Man I **** my first solid turd in a while today..It had some pretty good length to it as well but I was dissappointed that I didnt see any of the corn id ate the day before. It wasnt coming out of the water or anything but it was a looker definatley.
I had just enough tp to wipe a couple times but not sure if my butthole wouldnt have left another autograph if I had wiped again. Oh well underwear will take care of the rest.

pics or it didn't happen

Ghost · 05-09-2011, 05:24 PM

This one time a couple of buddies and I were gonna climb our school, and I was getting pretty wicked stomach cramps. So before we went up I shat near the powermech/welding doors and used a random box to clean up. Yay.

FRED HALE SR. · 05-09-2011, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BTown

pics or it didn't happen

http://www.google.com/url?url=http:/...MEpCGA&cad=rja

BONO would be proud

s_k · 05-09-2011, 05:34 PM

Dammit.

The Batlord · 05-12-2011, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BTown

pics or it didn't happen

05-08-2011, 11:49 PM	#81 (permalink)
BTown super cool Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 806	One time me and my friends were walking to 7/11 (gas station) through the woods to get slurpees and whatnot and we notice that accross the street is a pizza place so we go in there and order a pizza and eat most of it. my **** friend puts the remains in the pizza box and we begin to walk home through the woods halfway there he has to take a ** and uses the GREASY WAX PAPER at the bottom of the pizza box to wipe his ass along with a few leaves. __________________

05-09-2011, 08:08 AM	#82 (permalink)
Ilistentomusic Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 109	Subscription card from a magazine was most unusual for me. No choice, had to be resourceful at the time. No TP, didn't notice before I started. Leaves all the time when out in the woods (though I normally try to pack a small supply of TP before leaving). __________________ Richard: Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels? Barry: NO!! ....the Righteous Brothers. Richard: Well, never mind. Barry: No, not never mind. You tell me right now. What's wrong with the Righteous Brothers? Richard: Nothing, I just prefer the other.... Barry: BULLCRAP!!! Rob: How can it be "bullcrap" to state a preference????

05-09-2011, 05:34 PM	#89 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	Dammit. __________________ Click here to see my collection

05-09-2011, 04:31 PM	#85 (permalink)
Insane Guest Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: CA Posts: 1,322	Dude! That's **ing sick! Put some spoiler tags on that **!

05-09-2011, 05:24 PM	#87 (permalink)
Ghost Groupie Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Where am I? Posts: 29	This one time a couple of buddies and I were gonna climb our school, and I was getting pretty wicked stomach cramps. So before we went up I shat near the powermech/welding doors and used a random box to clean up. Yay.