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One time me and my friends were walking to 7/11 (gas station) through the woods to get slurpees and whatnot and we notice that accross the street is a pizza place so we go in there and order a pizza and eat most of it. my ****** friend puts the remains in the pizza box and we begin to walk home through the woods
halfway there he has to take a **** and uses the GREASY WAX PAPER at the bottom of the pizza box to wipe his ass along with a few leaves. |
Subscription card from a magazine was most unusual for me. No choice, had to be resourceful at the time. No TP, didn't notice before I started.
Leaves all the time when out in the woods (though I normally try to pack a small supply of TP before leaving). |
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Man I **** my first solid turd in a while today..It had some pretty good length to it as well but I was dissappointed that I didnt see any of the corn id ate the day before. It wasnt coming out of the water or anything but it was a looker definatley.
I had just enough tp to wipe a couple times but not sure if my butthole wouldnt have left another autograph if I had wiped again. Oh well underwear will take care of the rest. |
Dude! That's ****ing sick! Put some spoiler tags on that ****!
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This one time a couple of buddies and I were gonna climb our school, and I was getting pretty wicked stomach cramps. So before we went up I shat near the powermech/welding doors and used a random box to clean up. Yay.
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BONO would be proud |
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