Weirdest Thing You've Ever Wiped Your Butt With

Bloozcrooz · 04-05-2011, 07:49 PM

Ohh...man that sucks. You know these things just compound upon themselves and really just suck in the end. Not the fact of who got the best of who or things of that nature. Just the fact that if you really loved each other its over either way. Sometimes things just hurt and no amount of revenge will fix it. Booze helps though...yeah I know that sounded gay but idgaf.

From wiping you butt to losing in love...see how things can spiral?lol

Urban Hat€monger ? · 04-06-2011, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

I want to know how the conversation turned from general wiping to Freddie Mercury and now to Hitler. MB is weird.

Because myself, Mojo & Milano thought this was such a pathetic attempt at a thread we'd treat it with the contempt it deserved.

~~The Virgin~~ · 04-06-2011, 12:35 AM

i'm not sure if it's weird but i've tried wiping my butt with my bare hands, but of course have to use water with it. that's how i wipe my butt every after defacation. i'm not used to paper toilets.

Bloozcrooz · 04-06-2011, 12:50 AM

Why so pathetic? A lot of people have had experiences with some poo man. I bet you've shat yourself before no? Poo Poo is just reality man....a more in depth conversation about politics or buisness ethics or religion threads are there if people wish to partake. Whats so wrong with having a little pootifull conversation about some personal mishaps with feces? I think sometimes we over estimate our own superiority as humans...some things are still reality like it or not. We have the technology to fly to the moon but at the end of the day..still wipe our ass with handfulls of toilette paper. One day you could be in a jam(a hot date or something) and remember a nifty trick that someone conjured up and shared on MB. About how they saved the day by using some inventful idea they had to wipe their poo. Unless of course you know how to use the three sea shells?

~~The Virgin~~ · 04-06-2011, 12:52 AM

all these feces talk is beginning to gross me out.

Howard the Duck · 04-06-2011, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin

i'm not sure if it's weird but i've tried wiping my butt with my bare hands, but of course have to use water with it. that's how i wipe my butt every after defacation. i'm not used to paper toilets.

same here - just call me Scatman Duce

s_k · 04-06-2011, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by The Virgin

all these feces talk is beginning to gross me out.

You sort of dont have to read it, you know.

~~The Virgin~~ · 04-06-2011, 05:04 AM

what's with the bold have? i don't understand what you're trying to imply with that.

s_k · 04-06-2011, 05:22 AM

Well read HAVE out louder.

I mean, it's not like you are forced to read this topic. You can also just not click it's title and not get grossed out.

Howard the Duck · 04-06-2011, 06:30 AM

ya ya ya hear ye hear ye

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~~The Virgin~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cebu, Philippines Posts: 677	i'm not sure if it's weird but i've tried wiping my butt with my bare hands, but of course have to use water with it. that's how i wipe my butt every after defacation. i'm not used to paper toilets.

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~~The Virgin~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cebu, Philippines Posts: 677	all these feces talk is beginning to gross me out.

04-06-2011, 05:04 AM	#58 (permalink)
~~The Virgin~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cebu, Philippines Posts: 677	what's with the bold have? i don't understand what you're trying to imply with that.

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Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	ya ya ya hear ye hear ye