Note to self: Do not go into this thread when you're eating lunch.

The first time my little brother got drunk with me and like 5 of my friends was kind of funny. We were walking by the school and I had 11 beers in me. I all of a sudden had to go really, really bad. I **** on the wheelchair ramp and then my friend, who had like 14 beers in him let me use his shirt. When we woke up he forgot what happened, we told him some girls stole his shirt and he believed us.

One of my favorite things to do when I was with my x-wife was leave a big runny dump in the toilett for her to find. Like one of those after a night of beer and jager shots topped off with a trip to taco bell and multiple packets of fire sauce seemed to add to the rosey aroma

Why would you want to do that? :D.

That reminds me of an incident a few years ago, with one of my friend's parents. I was actually staying at their house when it happened because my parents were on vacation. Her dad is an alcoholic and he came home super drunk that night, and it was pretty much the last straw for her mom. So her mom packed up all their things and we left the house to go stay at her brother's place. My friend's mom also took ALL the toilet paper, towels, soap, etc. with her, so her husband wouldn't have anything to wipe himself with when he got the shits the next morning. She also took all the painkillers.

Her reaction to it was priceless every time. I found it really amusing and she had her lil things she did just purely to annoy me as well so. Kind of like flushing the toilett while someones in the shower cause it makes the water either really cold or really hot. Mmm...honking the horn as they walk past the front of the hood of your car to go into the convenient store. Hiding in the super huge garbage cans when you know their about to open it...pop up and scare the crap out of them. The epic fart and hold the covers over their head. Lil expressions of love like that ya know.

Painkillers? Was he addicted to pills as well? These antics werent just initially brought on just for the heck of it dont get me wrong. Once you live with someone a while and have developed history together as well. Sometimes your jokes can spriral a little bit. I hate to go on about x's but I was sober when we met and had been for a while. Also didnt desire to drink alcohol for sometime into the relationship as long as I was in her company. It wasnt until things started to go sour that I eventually turned back to the bottle. Like you said earlier its weird how topics change on mb.

Taking the painkillers would probably be so he couldn't try and ease the hangover.

Ehh..just continue drinking upon awakening and that would fix that prob.^^

Right. But I know he had previously been addicted to Vicodin and Oxycontin too.

Oh yeah, she also took all the booze too :D