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Old 01-01-2013, 05:22 PM   #201 (permalink)
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Old 01-01-2013, 05:23 PM   #202 (permalink)
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A sock.
Wear you wearing it beforehand?
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Old 01-01-2013, 06:02 PM   #203 (permalink)
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Wear you wearing it beforehand?
Yeah. I wear two pairs of socks anyway, shoes are uncomfortable with just 1.

I was in a train station and realised after I had dropped the kids off at the pool that there was no toilet roll. Faced with a choice of carrying on as normal, getting up and walking like a duck to check the next cubicle and risk being seen or saving the hassle and using a sock, I chose the sock.
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Yeah. I wear two pairs of socks anyway, shoes are uncomfortable with just 1.

I was in a train station and realised after I had dropped the kids off at the pool that there was no toilet roll. Faced with a choice of carrying on as normal, getting up and walking like a duck to check the next cubicle and risk being seen or saving the hassle and using a sock, I chose the sock.
The only rational option!

Did you then go to the next cubicle to finish off, or was the on wipe enough?
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Old 01-01-2013, 08:16 PM   #205 (permalink)
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I was kind of hoping you'd say a face.
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Old 01-02-2013, 10:46 AM   #206 (permalink)
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I'm just astonished that anyone wants to discuss such a thing on a music forum.
If this site only discussed music, I would have been gone after a month. Forums are community sites as much as they are discussion sites, so of course you get threads of every kind. Besides, who cares if it's puerile. Indulge your inner child. Being serious minded all the time would make me wanna kill myself.
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I was kind of hoping you'd say a face.
No ones been willing to yet.
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:27 AM   #208 (permalink)
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A bit too kinky for my taste...
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:15 PM   #209 (permalink)
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Old 01-18-2013, 06:33 PM   #210 (permalink)
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