Music Banter
Page 21 of 22 « First 111920 21 22
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Music Banter (https://www.musicbanter.com/)
-   Games, Lists, Jokes and Polls (https://www.musicbanter.com/games-lists-jokes-polls/)
-   -   Weirdest Thing You've Ever Wiped Your Butt With (https://www.musicbanter.com/games-lists-jokes-polls/55471-weirdest-thing-youve-ever-wiped-your-butt.html)

Face 01-01-2013 04:22 PM
A towel.

Face 01-01-2013 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1269980)
A sock.
Wear you wearing it beforehand?

Cuthbert 01-01-2013 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Face (Post 1269985)
Wear you wearing it beforehand?
Yeah. I wear two pairs of socks anyway, shoes are uncomfortable with just 1.

I was in a train station and realised after I had dropped the kids off at the pool that there was no toilet roll. Faced with a choice of carrying on as normal, getting up and walking like a duck to check the next cubicle and risk being seen or saving the hassle and using a sock, I chose the sock.

Face 01-01-2013 05:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fluffy Kittens (Post 1270022)
Yeah. I wear two pairs of socks anyway, shoes are uncomfortable with just 1.

I was in a train station and realised after I had dropped the kids off at the pool that there was no toilet roll. Faced with a choice of carrying on as normal, getting up and walking like a duck to check the next cubicle and risk being seen or saving the hassle and using a sock, I chose the sock.
The only rational option!

Did you then go to the next cubicle to finish off, or was the on wipe enough?

Janszoon 01-01-2013 07:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Face (Post 1269983)
A towel.
I was kind of hoping you'd say a face.

The Batlord 01-02-2013 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by victoria sponge (Post 1269923)
I'm just astonished that anyone wants to discuss such a thing on a music forum.
If this site only discussed music, I would have been gone after a month. Forums are community sites as much as they are discussion sites, so of course you get threads of every kind. Besides, who cares if it's puerile. Indulge your inner child. Being serious minded all the time would make me wanna kill myself.

Face 01-02-2013 09:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1270072)
I was kind of hoping you'd say a face.
No ones been willing to yet.

Insane Guest 01-02-2013 11:27 PM
A bit too kinky for my taste...

Bloozcrooz 01-18-2013 05:15 PM
Lmao...

Goofle 01-18-2013 05:33 PM
Not sure what I was expecting.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:04 AM.
Page 21 of 22 « First 111920 21 22
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page


© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.