My worst happened on mushrooms at a party at someone's house who I didn't know. I went to the bathroom and discovered after I had "dropped the kids off that the pool" that there was no toilet paper. I ended up resorting to shredding the cardboard roll itself and using that but it unfortunately clogged up the toilet. I snuck out of the bathroom but then later was near the people who lived there while they were complaining about whoever had fucked up their toilet. Shortly thereafter the cops broke up the party and me and my friend had to run through the backyard and hide. All in all not a good night for mushrooms.

:laughing: i knew i wasnt the only one with some good poo stories!!

Good to see that the standard of conversation hasn't faltered in a month.

Never been in the situation where there was no toilet paper.

I am so impressed with the type of threads being made these days. So intelligent.

/sarcasm

leaves, and a bath towel, which by the way, is from my dormmate.

i used to have a colleague who was an indigenous Sarawakian aborigine - she said they use branches in the villages - she was cute, looked like a Malay but was actually Christian, i would intentionally brush against her

my dad was having the runs in a forest, he went and used dried leaves but didn't wipe cleanly as there were snakes there

My Uni's own newspaper, it just felt weird grabbing the head cheerleader's face and rubbing her imaculate face on my arse.....LAWL

:banghead:

once in University, somebody scattered bits from a porn magazine on the floor, I used that for a lark

Long trip at the desert turned bad. My bro lets call him Simon. Had his dog out with us on a long hike thru cactus and bushes that could cut your balls off. So my friend thinking hes got some paper towels with, drops trow and starts crapping a new planet on the ground. When he discovers hes outta paper towels calls his dog over to lick his ass no joke. While i find it vile i gotta give him points for stepping up and being innovative.