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Old 11-19-2012, 10:14 AM   #171 (permalink)
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Well, it wasn't what I wiped my butt with, so much as where I wiped my butt. I was at a discgolf course in the woods a few years ago, smoking weed (out of a coke can bowl no less) with a friend, and I had to take a ****. So, I went to the porta potty and took some toilet paper, and proceeded to take a **** in the woods right next to the path to the eighteenth hole, and then wiped my ass. So, I guess I'm saying that I would rather take a **** in the woods than in a porta potty.
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Old 11-23-2012, 11:10 PM   #172 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2012, 11:17 PM   #173 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2012, 01:39 AM   #174 (permalink)
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Wow. That went through someone's ass? Unbelievable.
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Old 11-30-2012, 10:27 AM   #175 (permalink)
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Wow. That went through someone's ass? Unbelievable.
God I hope they were gay.
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Turd pic of the week my friends......

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^ that is utterly revolting seriously.
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^ that is utterly revolting seriously.
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Old 12-16-2012, 04:35 PM   #179 (permalink)
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^ that is utterly revolting seriously.
I find it natural. More s.hit pics please
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Old 12-16-2012, 05:30 PM   #180 (permalink)
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I find it natural. More s.hit pics please
Shit pics made me think of dick pics, which are almost as gross.
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