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Old 03-02-2012, 09:20 PM   #151 (permalink)
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School textbook pages...not only not worth the **** written on them not worth the **** I wiped on them. I was bunking my PE lesson and really needed a crap cos I ate a ****load of pizza, took an epic dump in the forest about a metre away from where they played school football. It actually made it into a FUBAR situation where I had to use the whole book to clean up the mess because of the high gradient of the paper.
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Old 03-03-2012, 12:25 PM   #152 (permalink)
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I love that this thread got necrobumped. It brings back memories...
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-07-2012, 08:25 PM   #153 (permalink)
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Well...as you all know I was away for a while. (I know..I know..you were all concerned) So I do have another poo story for yall.

It was a bright sunny day and I and a friend were out cruising along. When all of a sudden...you guessed it. Doo Doo pains started to plague me at this most inconvenient of times. Desperate and out of T.P. I had to act fast. With every second that passed the turds praire dogin from my bunghole were seeking refuge elsewhere. Once we pulled over my cat like reflexes kicked in and I darted for the woods. Luckily there was cover enough to stay hidden from any passer by's that might have come along. However I hadnt taken the time to look for anything to wipe with before exiting the vehicle. So...I called out for help from my buddy to throw me something. With lighting fast reaction time he chunked an empty beer box to within inches of me and just in the nick of time. I dont always wipe with old beer boxes but when I do...I Prefer Dos Equis!!

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Old 03-08-2012, 10:21 AM   #154 (permalink)
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I dont always wipe with old beer boxes but when I do...I Prefer Dos Equis!!
Even if this story is bogus, this quote makes it all worth it.
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:44 PM   #155 (permalink)
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i wiped my butt with the whole written report of my classmate, and the funny thing was the written report was all about stomach and digestive diseases! hahaha!!
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Old 03-22-2012, 03:50 PM   #156 (permalink)
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wat the i don't even know what is this thread?!
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:30 PM   #157 (permalink)
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My own underpants.
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:09 AM   #158 (permalink)
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My own underpants.
His underpants.
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Old 03-23-2012, 11:46 AM   #159 (permalink)
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