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06-24-2011, 09:03 AM | #142 (permalink) |
Justifiable Idiocracy
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Well I dont have a innovative butt wiping story, well actually it is only it took place in the shower. So im using my luffa and scrubbing my @sshole to give it that zestfully mountain spring aroma and after givin my bunghole a few good swipes. I noticed a piece of bean that hadnt fully disolved from being fully digested stuck the to snow white washing utensil and dripping some fire sauce I had recently ingested too. Giving it that radiant firey glow as the morning drizzle from my shower glistens and intensifys the nostalgia captured in that precise moment. I felt...ashamed for not being able to share that with a special someone but lucky for me, you guys can try to envision the surrealness of something like that. Id say the bean was still pretty much in tact and very recognizable and along with the hot sauce, still had a potent stinch of musty rotten doo doo. It was quite a sight to say the least and a great way to start the day
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03-01-2012, 09:08 PM | #144 (permalink) |
shake it for me:)
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uhmmm leaf when i was like completely drunk in the park and they locked the public restrooms but us california girls know how to party forsure
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03-01-2012, 09:52 PM | #146 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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This may be the best thing that I've ever read.
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03-02-2012, 08:34 AM | #148 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
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I always do the toilet inside, unless I'm pished. Then I'll do a whizz ANYWHERE, there is nothing available to wipe with (that wouldn't give me AIDS) on roads and pavements .
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03-02-2012, 09:06 AM | #149 (permalink) |
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I'm not reading 14 pages of this but... it's like none of you ever thought to just grab an extra handful of napkins when you're at a fast food spot and keeping a stash in a coat pocket for emergencies. (Yes, that dorky habit has made me the 'supreme winner/smartest most awesomest guy in the car' during road trips in the past as well).
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03-02-2012, 09:40 AM | #150 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
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Hahaha, you'd have been hailed a legend.
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