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Old 06-21-2011, 03:51 AM   #131 (permalink)
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oh are you professing homosexual lust for me then?

if you look like Keanu, i'm game
where did this came from? the response is very unnecessary.

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Your right....my intention was not to speak for the entire forum I apologize for that. It would seem the majority hates him but thats just my perception of things.

Though my comments werent nice they werent given with the intent to be insultive like the previous ones he has stated in this thread. Just based on observations
the thing that i said about the age range i want to have sex with was a joke. if you revisit the thread, almost everyone was joking at that time so i rided along. it's funny how you accept other's joking and when i joke, you make sure you see every negative point to it. truely bias. you should never be a mod.

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No worries. I honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. He's just a happy little gay dude. I say just let him be.
thank you. and i'll continue being a happy gay member here and even with all the hate thrown at me, i'll still carry on cause i know i'll make it through the rain.

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Ducey , just to clear something up I actually like The Virgin. I've probably beaked him a little bit here and there, but overall I think I like him more than the average MB user.
thank you. we don't have a kiss emoticon but here's for you, mwah!

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i can't help it if i want to screw him in the ass
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he just messes with my head and my libido badly
see? i know my hunch were correct.
and you're starting to freak me out.
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:59 AM   #132 (permalink)
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Ok Duce look...I DONT CARE..ok? You can play with him all you want this is obviously just a ploy to try an get me riled up( and a poor attempt might I add), and take things I say out of context. I dont P.M. you on a regular basis (or ever), you have sent me one about him that I havent even read because I dont care. Stop trying to make something out of nothing he is your play pal not mine.
"him" and me

of coz he is my biatch

i've intituled that either he flies to Kuala Lumpur or I fly to Cebu and we can take care of this once and for all but he seems reticient about it

and i haven't taken the acid test yet

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where did this came from? the response is very unnecessary.
as are most of your comments

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see? i know my hunch were correct.
and you're starting to freak me out.
you freaked out?

for someone so stridently gay, that's a weird response when a guy shows sexual interest in you

my question now is :- are you sure you're gay?
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-21-2011, 04:18 AM   #133 (permalink)
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you freaked out?

for someone so stridently gay, that's a weird response when a guy shows sexual interest in you

my question now is :- are you sure you're gay?
i'm confident and honest about my sexuality and i'm proud of it.
just because i'm gay doesn't make me lustful at every sight of a guy. not espcially to you.
i do have my standards and i already got a man so beat it.

anyways, going back to the topic, i remember when i was a kid, we were at a province and i went to defacate on one of my aunt's houses (nipa hut), and it's some sort of a very poor community actually and there were no toilet papers and i was screaming to my aunt that i need paper to wipe my butt with and she gave me a bud-bud wrapper to use... here's how a bud-bud wrapper looks like (the picture comes with the bud-bud, fyi)...
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Old 06-21-2011, 11:44 AM   #134 (permalink)
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damn right i am. you ruined everything i planned for the gay people here. you obvous homophobe.

if i could wipe my butt with anything weird, i'd like to use your face.
Oh please. You were just trying to get attention.
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Oh please. You were just trying to get attention.
nope. i sincerely deny that baseless and moronic accusation.
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Old 06-21-2011, 12:59 PM   #136 (permalink)
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nope. i sincerely deny that baseless and moronic accusation.
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You know I never actually thought I would say this in this thread but will someone please end this tedious argument & say what the weirdest thing they've ever wiped their ass with is.
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Old 06-21-2011, 09:14 PM   #138 (permalink)
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You know I never actually thought I would say this in this thread but will someone please end this tedious argument & say what the weirdest thing they've ever wiped their ass with is.
i'm still waiting for someone to say they wiped theirs with a cactus
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 06-22-2011, 11:18 AM   #139 (permalink)
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i'm still waiting for someone to say they wiped theirs with a cactus
I wiped my ass with a cactus.
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Old 06-22-2011, 06:56 PM   #140 (permalink)
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I wiped my ass with a cactus.
ok I'm satisfied

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