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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1074372)

oh are you professing homosexual lust for me then?

if you look like Keanu, i'm game

where did this came from? the response is very unnecessary.

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1074374)

Your right....my intention was not to speak for the entire forum I apologize for that. It would seem the majority hates him but thats just my perception of things.

Though my comments werent nice they werent given with the intent to be insultive like the previous ones he has stated in this thread. Just based on observations

the thing that i said about the age range i want to have sex with was a joke. if you revisit the thread, almost everyone was joking at that time so i rided along. it's funny how you accept other's joking and when i joke, you make sure you see every negative point to it. truely bias. you should never be a mod.

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Originally Posted by oojay (Post 1074376)

No worries. I honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. He's just a happy little gay dude. I say just let him be.

thank you. and i'll continue being a happy gay member here and even with all the hate thrown at me, i'll still carry on cause i know i'll make it through the rain. :)

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Originally Posted by DoctorSoft (Post 1074378)

Ducey , just to clear something up I actually like The Virgin. I've probably beaked him a little bit here and there, but overall I think I like him more than the average MB user.

thank you. we don't have a kiss emoticon but here's for you, mwah!

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1074369)

i can't help it if i want to screw him in the ass

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1074379)

he just messes with my head and my libido badly

see? i know my hunch were correct.
and you're starting to freak me out.

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Originally Posted by Boozinbloozin (Post 1074380)

Ok Duce look...I DONT CARE..ok? You can play with him all you want this is obviously just a ploy to try an get me riled up( and a poor attempt might I add), and take things I say out of context. I dont P.M. you on a regular basis (or ever), you have sent me one about him that I havent even read because I dont care. Stop trying to make something out of nothing he is your play pal not mine.

"him" and me

of coz he is my biatch

i've intituled that either he flies to Kuala Lumpur or I fly to Cebu and we can take care of this once and for all but he seems reticient about it

and i haven't taken the acid test yet

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1074381)

where did this came from? the response is very unnecessary.

as are most of your comments

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1074381)

see? i know my hunch were correct.
and you're starting to freak me out.

you freaked out?

for someone so stridently gay, that's a weird response when a guy shows sexual interest in you

my question now is :- are you sure you're gay?

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1074383)

you freaked out?

for someone so stridently gay, that's a weird response when a guy shows sexual interest in you

my question now is :- are you sure you're gay?

i'm confident and honest about my sexuality and i'm proud of it.
just because i'm gay doesn't make me lustful at every sight of a guy. not espcially to you.
i do have my standards and i already got a man so beat it.

anyways, going back to the topic, i remember when i was a kid, we were at a province and i went to defacate on one of my aunt's houses (nipa hut), and it's some sort of a very poor community actually and there were no toilet papers and i was screaming to my aunt that i need paper to wipe my butt with and she gave me a bud-bud wrapper to use... here's how a bud-bud wrapper looks like (the picture comes with the bud-bud, fyi)...

http://www.marketmanila.com/images/budbud3.JPG

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1074356)

damn right i am. you ruined everything i planned for the gay people here. you obvous homophobe.

if i could wipe my butt with anything weird, i'd like to use your face.

:soapbox:

Oh please. You were just trying to get attention.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1074596)

Oh please. You were just trying to get attention.:rolleyes:

nope. i sincerely deny that baseless and moronic accusation.

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Originally Posted by The Virgin (Post 1074638)

nope. i sincerely deny that baseless and moronic accusation.

http://gooseradio.com/wp-content/upl...ins_31996t.jpg

You know I never actually thought I would say this in this thread but will someone please end this tedious argument & say what the weirdest thing they've ever wiped their ass with is.

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger (Post 1074643)

You know I never actually thought I would say this in this thread but will someone please end this tedious argument & say what the weirdest thing they've ever wiped their ass with is.

i'm still waiting for someone to say they wiped theirs with a cactus

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1074871)

i'm still waiting for someone to say they wiped theirs with a cactus

I wiped my ass with a cactus.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1075069)

I wiped my ass with a cactus.

ok I'm satisfied

thread closed