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Old 05-13-2011, 12:48 PM   #91 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2011, 12:50 PM   #92 (permalink)
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Old 05-13-2011, 07:24 PM   #93 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2011, 11:24 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Man I'd been having bad gas pains all morning but never did decide to fart. Bout 10 mins or so ago though I finally had a doo doo pain shoot through my stomach and knew I'd better get to the toilet purty quick. Good no go on the fart earlier cuz man...I could've pooped through a screen door as runny as my poo was. Not even straining at all it just kind of explosivley shot out of my bunghole and splattered amidst the toilet water. None came back up far enough to pepper my @ss with chards of the apple I had ate earlier. Which is pretty cool looking when the rest of the poo water is spackled with brown feces. Then all of a sudden theres spots of green apple floating among the phizzy foamy light bage bubbly looking matter that surrounds the little ground up intestinally processed chunks of doo doo circulating and swirling in the deeper sea of dark brown stained water. Pretty cool sight to see...Ive got to start taking pics for yall. Anyway forgot about tp so just used another old t shirt.
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Another one..? In the words of Dave Chapelle, 'what happened to lipstick on the collar?'
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Old 06-02-2011, 03:08 PM   #96 (permalink)
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You're so graphic Boozin, strangely refreshing.
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I bet hes fronting. He probably wipes his butt with toilet paper.
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Old 06-02-2011, 03:51 PM   #98 (permalink)
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I bet hes fronting. He probably wipes his butt with toilet paper.
Why would I be fronting about what I wipe my butt with? Its not like it makes me cool or something or women find this attractive in any way. Yes I do wipe my butt with toilet paper when tp is readily availible but I dont have any at the moment.
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Why would I be fronting about what I wipe my butt with? Its not like it makes me cool or something or women find this attractive in any way. Yes I do wipe my butt with toilet paper when tp is readily availible but I dont have any at the moment.
Well apparently its refreshing. I'm sorry to hear that man, I go straight to bread loaves in a time of need. Great at absorption and soft enough to not create log highway road rash.
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Old 06-02-2011, 04:27 PM   #100 (permalink)
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You're so graphic Boozin, strangely refreshing.
Thats cool but odd to hear coming from a chick
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Well apparently its refreshing. I'm sorry to hear that man, I go straight to bread loaves in a time of need. Great at absorption and soft enough to not create log highway road rash.
Never tried that but im always on the look out for new ideas
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