Thom Yorke

...no longer have the ability to speak, or have Justin Bieber's "Baby" playing non-stop in your head?

Merkaba

Only one would make me lose the will to live and it ain't the former.

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djchameleon

let's get this train rolling in the right direction

I'm going to create some better rules than Mr. Yorke did.

When you answer the person above you, quote their would you rather statement and give a response. It's better to give a response and an explanation why. then put your own would you rather statement and have it continue on. Other people that come into the thread are able to answer any of the would you rather questions just as long as you explain a bit more about it like why.

I personally don't mind Biebs so I could listen to 'Baby' all day long non stop in my head if it means that I can still talk.

Would you rather have duck webbed feet or an extra two legs?

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s_k

I think I'd rather not be able to speak, but I prefer neither

Edit: Ah wait, the topic changed.
I'd rather have two extra legs, bit depending on where they are ;D

Would you rather be without the internet or without any shape of transport?

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djchameleon

Since I live in a more urban area....I would rather live without any shape of transport. I am able to walk anywhere I want to as it is right now. The interwebz is life. Can't live without that.

Would you rather have wax wings so that you can only fly at night or would you rather have your knees disformed a bit and bend the opposite direction so that you can have super speed?

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Thom Yorke

Super speed. Then I could be a pro athlete.

Would you rather constantly be gossiped about (negatively), or never talked about at all?

djchameleon

Constantly gossiped about! I love the attention of it I guess. It's way better than never being talked about at all.

Haters need to hate and if they talk about me negatively why should I care?

I rise above their hate and love them even more for hating on me

Would you rather be Bruce Wayne's Butler or Green Hornet's Driver/Butler?

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

Thom Yorke

Batman's butler for sure. That would be sweet. I haven't seen Green Hornet though.

Would you rather skip the next 5 years of your life to get all the money you desire, or just continue on with your life as it is right now?

ThePhanastasio

I'd rather continue on with my life as it is now, assuming that the outcome would be the same at the end of five years. It'd be way more fun getting there than skipping five years and being all confused about how I got there.

Would you rather be a mediocre writer and have great fame and fortune from that or a great writer who doesn't get any recognition or success until after your death?

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Thom Yorke

I meant you'd literally just skip over it, as if you just slept through 5 years, and all that money was a reward for you doing that.

Mediocre. I'm not into writing really so I could definitely deal with being a mediocre one if it brings me fame and fortune. It would be cool to be a legend after your death but you wouldn't even be aware of that.

The world seems to be coming to an end. Would you rather go along with what everyone else does and have a 75% chance of surviving, or do some ridiculously crazy action hero stuff, single handedly save the world and forever be known for that, but only have a 25% chance of surviving (if you die in this scenario no one will even know you tried to do anything to try to save the world)?