Would You Rather...
 

...no longer have the ability to speak, or have Justin Bieber's "Baby" playing non-stop in your head?

Only one would make me lose the will to live and it ain't the former.

let's get this train rolling in the right direction

I'm going to create some better rules than Mr. Yorke did.

When you answer the person above you, quote their would you rather statement and give a response. It's better to give a response and an explanation why. then put your own would you rather statement and have it continue on. Other people that come into the thread are able to answer any of the would you rather questions just as long as you explain a bit more about it like why.

I personally don't mind Biebs so I could listen to 'Baby' all day long non stop in my head if it means that I can still talk.

Would you rather have duck webbed feet or an extra two legs?

I think I'd rather not be able to speak, but I prefer neither :D

Edit: Ah wait, the topic changed.
I'd rather have two extra legs, bit depending on where they are ;D

Would you rather be without the internet or without any shape of transport?

Since I live in a more urban area....I would rather live without any shape of transport. I am able to walk anywhere I want to as it is right now. The interwebz is life. Can't live without that.

Would you rather have wax wings so that you can only fly at night or would you rather have your knees disformed a bit and bend the opposite direction so that you can have super speed?

Super speed. Then I could be a pro athlete.

Would you rather constantly be gossiped about (negatively), or never talked about at all?

Constantly gossiped about! I love the attention of it I guess. It's way better than never being talked about at all.

Haters need to hate and if they talk about me negatively why should I care?

I rise above their hate and love them even more for hating on me :D:afro:

Would you rather be Bruce Wayne's Butler or Green Hornet's Driver/Butler?

Batman's butler for sure. That would be sweet. I haven't seen Green Hornet though.

Would you rather skip the next 5 years of your life to get all the money you desire, or just continue on with your life as it is right now?

I'd rather continue on with my life as it is now, assuming that the outcome would be the same at the end of five years. It'd be way more fun getting there than skipping five years and being all confused about how I got there.

Would you rather be a mediocre writer and have great fame and fortune from that or a great writer who doesn't get any recognition or success until after your death?

I meant you'd literally just skip over it, as if you just slept through 5 years, and all that money was a reward for you doing that.

Mediocre. I'm not into writing really so I could definitely deal with being a mediocre one if it brings me fame and fortune. It would be cool to be a legend after your death but you wouldn't even be aware of that.

The world seems to be coming to an end. Would you rather go along with what everyone else does and have a 75% chance of surviving, or do some ridiculously crazy action hero stuff, single handedly save the world and forever be known for that, but only have a 25% chance of surviving (if you die in this scenario no one will even know you tried to do anything to try to save the world)?

If I consciously had a choice, I would go for saving the world. I don't think that I could know there was a chance I could save the world and not do it. I do not value my own life above that of billions.

Would you rather be immortal but have to give up your sight or live a normal life?

Have sight with a normal life for sure. I'd take a normal life over being immortal as it is without bringing sight into the picture, unless of course I could opt out of it or off myself. Still though, even if that were the case, vision is still too important to me to lose it.

Would you rather be incapable of telling the truth or be incapable of speaking?

haha incapable of telling the truth. That would make for some fun social interactions. I would put it to task consistently and just hope that someone doesn't kill me over it lol.

Would you rather have gills and live underwater for 24 hours or have wings and be able to fly for 24 hours?

I would go with having wings and be able to fly 24 hours,
the underwater stint seems to have too many drawbacks:
1. You wouldn't be famous for it - David Blaine been there done that already.
2. You couldn't eat - If you wanted to eat a sandwich underwater it would be too soggy
3. You couldn't drink - if you had a bottle of beer it would be dilute instantaneously with water once you opened it.
4. No music - everything would short out and 24 hours seems like a long time to go without music.
5. You couldn't go (you know) - if say you had to use the john and had to take a duce... um the toilet paper would be rendered virtually useless underwater.

Would you rather have a pet or animal that only spoke to you and no one else, or (not being able to talk on your own but) have the ability to relay telepathically what you thought to an animal or pet that would speak for you? (name the pet or animal)

I'd rather have an animal that only spoke to me (my dog, Cammie).

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator or stuck in a submarine? Why?

In the elevator. I'd convince the women in the elevator we were permanently trapped and we would soon run out of air and we should orgy as one last hoorah before death. Then when the doors opened, I'd casually go about my day. It'd be more awkward in a submarine.


Would you rather have sex with this woman 50 times and be forced to stare at her face the entire time: http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/art...99_Jocelyn.jpg

Or

be forced to wipe Rosie O'Donell's ass after everytime she feasts at Taco Bell

I will gladly wipe Rosie O'Donnell's ass. I wouldn't even be able to get an erection staring at the cat woman's face.


Yeah but what if you are in the elevator alone or with a bunch of dudes? I doubt you'd be fortunate enough to have women in the elevator with you

Would you rather be stuck in a huge human hamster wheel for the rest of your life or be stuck inside the body of lab rat that is in one of those mazes that they create for them?

i hate Justin Beiber but i'd honestly, I'd rather have his baby than lose my voice

Hampster ball. I could walk on water.

Would you rather get stung by a thousand bees or roll naked in poison ivy?