If I consciously had a choice, I would go for saving the world. I don't think that I could know there was a chance I could save the world and not do it. I do not value my own life above that of billions.

Would you rather be immortal but have to give up your sight or live a normal life?

Have sight with a normal life for sure. I'd take a normal life over being immortal as it is without bringing sight into the picture, unless of course I could opt out of it or off myself. Still though, even if that were the case, vision is still too important to me to lose it.

Would you rather be incapable of telling the truth or be incapable of speaking?

haha incapable of telling the truth. That would make for some fun social interactions. I would put it to task consistently and just hope that someone doesn't kill me over it lol.

Would you rather have gills and live underwater for 24 hours or have wings and be able to fly for 24 hours?

I would go with having wings and be able to fly 24 hours,
the underwater stint seems to have too many drawbacks:
1. You wouldn't be famous for it - David Blaine been there done that already.
2. You couldn't eat - If you wanted to eat a sandwich underwater it would be too soggy
3. You couldn't drink - if you had a bottle of beer it would be dilute instantaneously with water once you opened it.
4. No music - everything would short out and 24 hours seems like a long time to go without music.
5. You couldn't go (you know) - if say you had to use the john and had to take a duce... um the toilet paper would be rendered virtually useless underwater.

Would you rather have a pet or animal that only spoke to you and no one else, or (not being able to talk on your own but) have the ability to relay telepathically what you thought to an animal or pet that would speak for you? (name the pet or animal)

I'd rather have an animal that only spoke to me (my dog, Cammie).

Would you rather be stuck in an elevator or stuck in a submarine? Why?

In the elevator. I'd convince the women in the elevator we were permanently trapped and we would soon run out of air and we should orgy as one last hoorah before death. Then when the doors opened, I'd casually go about my day. It'd be more awkward in a submarine.


Would you rather have sex with this woman 50 times and be forced to stare at her face the entire time: http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/art...99_Jocelyn.jpg

Or

be forced to wipe Rosie O'Donell's ass after everytime she feasts at Taco Bell

I will gladly wipe Rosie O'Donnell's ass. I wouldn't even be able to get an erection staring at the cat woman's face.


Yeah but what if you are in the elevator alone or with a bunch of dudes? I doubt you'd be fortunate enough to have women in the elevator with you

Would you rather be stuck in a huge human hamster wheel for the rest of your life or be stuck inside the body of lab rat that is in one of those mazes that they create for them?

i hate Justin Beiber but i'd honestly, I'd rather have his baby than lose my voice

Hampster ball. I could walk on water.

Would you rather get stung by a thousand bees or roll naked in poison ivy?