3 facts and 1 lie about yourself
 

I earn £125k a year.

I have a supermodel girlfriend.

I have been told I have an extremely large penis.

I'm not a compulsive liar.

GO!

I have a Mazda 3 Maxx Sport in Aurora Blue
I have a Mazda 3 SP23 in Aurora Blue
I have a Mitsubishi Lancer in White
I have a Mazda 3 MPS in Aurora Blue

Which one is the lie?

• im awesome
• im awesomer
• im awesomest

im supercallafragilistafreakinawesome!!

I feel you are trying to be clever here and its one of the Mazda ones but I could easily argue that you being simple >_>
I say you are lying about the Mazda Maxx Sport in Aurora Blue.

Mine:

I am physically Male.

I am physically Female.

I get paid $5 an hour.

I listen to music.

Lie

Supermodel girlfriend? I really don't know. I feel like if it was the third thing, there's no way you'd post that as the lie.

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I have acted onstage for more combined performances in parts intended for men than I have in parts intended for women.

I've watched every season of American Idol.

I once informed the bassist for Phish (Mike Gordon) that I could see his junk.

I have a tattoo.

The lie was "I'm not a compulsive liar.", which would mean I actually am a compulsive liar and render the first three "facts" lies.

I've had 2 kids

I've had 2 rhinoplasties

I've had 2 testicles

I have too much time on my hands.

I've worked for a timeshare company
I was a test-tube baby
I've grown cannabis
I didn't go to college