What Do You Think?
 

I was chatting to some mber's recently and they jokingly thought I worked as either a model or an escort. Did anyone else think that? I made a poll for fun just because I think it's HIGHlarious if ya'll did really think I was a high class ho!

At the time the poll closes I'll tell you if you were right.

Lol, wot? No!
I don't know what you do, but I'd never have tought that :D.

I always figured you just worked corners and dirty urban areas as a back-alley handjob specialist.

Oh hell no, I'm way more sophisticated than the corner!

I always thought you were a fashion model, no!?

I just discovered her mugshots 20 minutes ago.
She could be a model. But then I guess she wouldn't have used home made pics as mugshots :).

I would have never mistook you for a high-class ho.
You come off as a middle-class ho, who works hard at what she does and has enough respect for her wares to take pride in their pedaling.
The kind of ho who expects only what she deserves. Nothing more, and nothing less.

That kind of ho may live a tough life, but it will have been an appreciated one.

Go Bush!

I voted escort, but i'm pretty sure she did do some modeling IIRC. Or atleast took a few shots.

:laughing:

A middle class ho that uses anal beads? That's what you voted bb! Only middle class would resort to anal beads.

In honor of a fallen poster, who's worth can never be truly measured, I've voted you should be Anal Beards.

And when we say, anal beads, we are not just talking about the immediacy of them; the humor, the crass abrasive notion, but the spirit that anal beards represents. Dirt's enduring legacy. The way to always make people reevaluate, to make them laugh. In total, Mr. McGirt's steadfast decision to always be himself. So I say, be what you were born to be Vanilla...be anal beads.

Also, the IT field is growing by leaps and bounds.

you just wrote anal beards... :D

Brennan, you never fail to intrigue me with your highly logical, carefully placed comments. And because of that, I will strive to be anal beads, even if it kills me.

A middle class ho that DOESN'T use anal beads would only be trying as hard as a lower class ho.

You have to read that like Kennedy would, since I wrote it using his syntax and possibly lifted one phraseology.

I vote unemployed. The soda jerk industry isn't what it used to be.

Be all you can be.

Unless that is a bearded anus.

Says who?!

Well well, look who became a grammar/spelling nazi. Its the pathway to trolldom you know.

:rofl:

I'm assuming the correct answer is unemployed.. But I wouldn't be surprised if it were model!

Do you work in surveys? Some variety of surveyor?

Heh... this poll closes on my birthday.
Yet another thing to be disappointed about.

I don't wanna turn 30. :(

Awww 30 is the next 20 bb! :)

8 votes for anal beads...?

oh no, you are turning 30?

you are getting ready to go over the hill bro, wish you the best of luck.

I really always thought that you were anal beads. Apparently that was a common misconception.

When I made this poll I was indeed unemployed. Now I am working as a librarian. Thanks for all the great answers!!!

Are you going to use the benefits at your new place of work to read up on Nicolae Ceauşescu? :p:

I KNEW I'd never live this down. Look, I live in New Zealand and we don't learn much. :laughing:

P.s. love you sig.

I'm pretty sure you still moonlight as an escort. I need to know your rates.

$1000 a night. If you want to play dress ups an extra $300 and another $1 for anal beads (it's my special).

Oh and yes I have modeled but currently working on a new portfolio before I go get more jobs.

How much if I want you to dress down?

I have a trailer trash / chav fetish.

FYI djchameleon: that's only $775 US.

Okay well I'll need money to pay for bleaching my hair, getting a velvet tracksuit and a trucker cap. I've got the extra large g-string already so that's covered. Approximately $200, but to make it authentic, I'll get a hobo to do my hair and steal the clothes.

hmmm 1k for the girlfriend experience? I think I will take that. No dressing up required. oh and of course you'll have to bring the anal beads so I will add the dollar for that.

ahh good to know...yes I forgot about their currency rates being a tad bit lower than ours.

Jump on this bargain while you can.

I had something like this in mind

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_frPILdvPYy...ant-lovely.jpg

To save myself $1 I will bring my own, home made anal beads.

So glad I collected acorns this past fall.

I can do that, I'll get my uncle to knock me up.