Do You Piss in the Shower?

khfreek · 01-23-2011, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCunningStunt

Not me, but I cum out the window.

if you looked on the last page you'll see that I cum into sinks

TheCunningStunt · 01-23-2011, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by khfreek

if you looked on the last page you'll see that I cum into sinks

It seems as if I've really missed some hard hitting debate and interesting topics while I stopped reading. We really need a 'what things have you come into/onto/out of' thread.

bonesaw-orchestra · 01-23-2011, 06:19 PM

I pee in the shower if I'm hungover/feeling lazy. Something about the warmth + water combo makes it want to happen even if I went before the shower. So now I just have baths.. thus avoiding peeing in there at all haha

Stone Birds · 01-23-2011, 07:05 PM

no, one time when i actually had to pee i turned off the shower dried myself off, went to the toilet, then restarted my shower.

s_k · 01-23-2011, 07:06 PM

Why would you?

Howard the Duck · 01-23-2011, 07:46 PM

actually I pee everywhere - i have a slight incontinency problem - i drink too much water and masturbate too much

Dr.Seussicide · 01-23-2011, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

actually I pee everywhere - i have a slight incontinency problem - i drink too much water and masturbate too much

Amen to that.

**Janszoon** · 01-23-2011, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce

actually I pee everywhere - i have a slight incontinency problem - i drink too much water and masturbate too much

Freebase Dali · 01-23-2011, 08:27 PM

I gotta pee right now.
Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything?

My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom.

You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.

**Janszoon** · 01-23-2011, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

I gotta pee right now.
Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything?

My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom.

You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.

This gives new meaning to the phrase "that's the funniest shit I've ever heard". I'm so sorry you can can hear your neighbors taking a shit. You should go piss on their door or, if they open it, in their faces.

View Poll Results: Do you piss in the shower?
Yes	43	43.43%
No	23	23.23%
Sometimes	22	22.22%
I pee in the sink.	2	2.02%
No, but I crap in the shower	3	3.03%
No, but I bathe in the toilet	3	3.03%
I use the shower exclusively for cleaning my anal beads	3	3.03%
Voters: 99. You may not vote on this poll

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01-23-2011, 07:06 PM	#65 (permalink)
s_k Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 2,206	Why would you? __________________ Click here to see my collection

01-23-2011, 06:19 PM	#63 (permalink)
bonesaw-orchestra Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Canada Posts: 64	I pee in the shower if I'm hungover/feeling lazy. Something about the warmth + water combo makes it want to happen even if I went before the shower. So now I just have baths.. thus avoiding peeing in there at all haha

01-23-2011, 07:46 PM	#66 (permalink)
Howard the Duck Live by the Sword Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 9,075	actually I pee everywhere - i have a slight incontinency problem - i drink too much water and masturbate too much

01-23-2011, 08:27 PM	#69 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	I gotta pee right now. Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything? My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom. You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.