if you looked on the last page you'll see that I cum into sinks

It seems as if I've really missed some hard hitting debate and interesting topics while I stopped reading. We really need a 'what things have you come into/onto/out of' thread.

I pee in the shower if I'm hungover/feeling lazy. Something about the warmth + water combo makes it want to happen even if I went before the shower. So now I just have baths.. thus avoiding peeing in there at all haha

no, one time when i actually had to pee i turned off the shower dried myself off, went to the toilet, then restarted my shower.

Why would you?

actually I pee everywhere - i have a slight incontinency problem - i drink too much water and masturbate too much

Amen to that.

I gotta pee right now.
Would it be weird if I peed in the shower instead of the toilet, without turning the water on or anything?

My neighbors will probably hear me in the next apartments, so I don't want the pee sounds to be masked by water. I want them to fully grasp the extent of how well I can hear them farting and groaning when they take a shit in their bathroom.

You do not need to make that much noise when you shit. I understand relief, but it does not need to be expressed so enthusiastically that I can hear it through the walls and mistake it for someone being murdered.

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

This gives new meaning to the phrase "that's the funniest shit I've ever heard". I'm so sorry you can can hear your neighbors taking a shit. You should go piss on their door or, if they open it, in their faces.